The mighty marble double bullet - vibrating penis ring by Evolved Novelties - review by flyingcircusman

Well where do I start on this one?

This has to be one of the worst product designs and executions of a cock ring I've seen. Normally I would go through and meticulously describe the product from box opening, to use, to cleaning, but this product doesn't deserve that much time, and I would feel like I was wasting your time as a reader. In light of this, I will keep this brief for you.

As soon as I opened this product and looked at the top vibrator hole I knew it wouldn't last for more than a few uses. In my experience vibrating cock rings require a very thick support hole to survive having a bullet vibe, and this one was very, very, thin.

Problem 1: The top hole on this item at the thinnest part was barely a couple millimeters thick and that was without a bullet inserted.

After inserting the bullet it looked like a balloon stretched to max capacity ready to burst. I felt scared to even attempt to use it. Continuing on, I placed the second vibe in, and the steel ball at the bottom, and put the little guy on.

Problem 2: The vibrators in this ring poke through the ring directly onto the shaft.

Ouch! This is hardly a comfortable ring. It would be OK if the vibes were curved, but they're just standard straight vibes, so they basically just push uncomfortably on the top and bottom of my shaft. Pressing on I turned the vibrators on.

Problem 3: Apparently once the vibrators get to body temperature they overheat and stop working.

Now that the ring is on it's time to try it out! Unfortunately it stopped working if our bodies were touching. Well if it doesn't work when our bodies are touching, what use is it?

Problem 4: The top vibrator is way too long and hurts all parties involved.

If you like full penetration (that's everyone right?) you probably aren't going to want to use the vibe that points forward. Not only does it hurt me when I penetrate because it presses into my skin, but every time I thrust I essentially poke my partner with a hard plastic pokey vibrator that doesn't vibrate.

So to finish the story, I pulled it off and the top vibrator fell out, because the thin material broke during use halfway through the first session. I also don't think the ball even did anything because we never noticed it. It probably needs to be a little bigger and dangle a little further to be something you'd even notice.

I can't help but feel like the team who designed this ring never even tried one out before they went to production. If they did, it would never have made it this far. In conclusion I suggest running as far away as possible from this item.