Serika tight pussy - pocket pussie by Cal Exotics - review by Falsepast

Don't do it man.

NO. DON'T. I MEAN IT. STOP! This thing was a waste of money. It tore on the second use and as you can guess, is pretty much useless because of that. I wish I hadn't wasted my money on it, even if it is pretty cheap. I regret this purchase and you will too if you don't listen.
Soft, box art, pretty color.
Rips on second use, won't stop tearing, cleaning.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This was my very first masturbator, and to emphasize how bad of an experience this was, I literally forgot about it! Literally! I just completely forgot about it for a while, and I have good memory.

I'm a huge hentai (anime porn) fan and when I saw this on amazon for $5 and realized I just turned 18 and could legally buy it, I jumped at the chance. I sincerely regret it. Even if it was only $5, whenever I think of this masturbator, I think of how I could've donated those $5 or bought a sandwich or something else with them.

PACKAGING: It comes in a small box, so small I was actually shocked. The box has a very cute girl on the cover with her breasts (which was another thing that made me want to buy it :). When you open it, the little pink toy is inside in a bag.

FEEL: The first thing I noticed was how small this toy was, the next is how soft it was. It's very soft, but that's also a bad thing. You can't really feel any of the texture inside the toy because it's just so soft! The hole was also REALLY small. I had to hold it open a bit so I could successfully stick myself inside of it. The length of this is very short as well. I could reach the end without it covering my entire penis, which I’m positive, most men will be able to do. This thing feels better than your hand...but only by a tad.

RIPPING: This rips SO easily. I was not rough with it or anything and upon the second use, it tore. The hole tore open, and slowly it kept tearing each time more and more. THIS is why the product makes me mad. On the second use?! Really?! Oh, but don't worry the worst part is yet to come.

CLEANING: This is where I just give up. The hole, as previously mentioned is small, and since this masturbator has no other opening, that's where I had to clean it from. I thought it would be fine. ‘If it can handle my penis, it can handle my finger right?' nope. I opened it to clean, and as I opened it, the previously mentioned tear begun to spread more and more. I dried it and put baby powder on it. I still have it ONLY because it was my first masturbator and it would just feel weird to throw away the thing.

But it's still terrible.
The feel of this was ‘ehh’. The material is too soft so you can't feel the inside texture when you're using it. Overall, the only good thing I can say about the product is that it feels better than your hand, but only by about six tenths of a percent. It feels like I’m just sticking my penis into a toy with no inside ribbing or anything at all.
Follow-up commentary
I started putting my "multispeed basic vibrating bullet" into it then going in myself. It's a VERY tight squeeze and you can actually see your penis through the material looking like it's gonna rip through the toy, surprisingly it doesn't, but after that, I just turn the bullet on full and wait for an orgasm.
It feels fantastic BUT you can probably do the same thing with any other masturbator, so I still can not recommend this masturbator.
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My Serika tight pussy tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Masturbator
    • Small
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  • Sunshineamine
    Thanks I was thinking about possibly getting this for my man and I definitely won't now. Good review.
  • susansmith2012
    thanks for the review!
  • Kate
    great review, very helpful...and now i want a $5 footlong from subway!
  • Falsepast
    You're all welcome and thanks
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    Thanks for the review
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