Lynn Thomas private pleasures - realistic vagina by Cal Exotics - review by aburnett

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If you are a fan of Lynn Thomas, you want a decent pocket vagina and aren't turned off by nubby textured interior then this is the toy for you. Nothing fancy, but it will get you off if you don't mind the manual labor. If you are looking for something with more bells and whistles, free standing or with a patch of hair, this isn't for you.
Soft, Pliable, Realistic
Vibrating egg as a bonus!
Replace the textured sleeve with something that would more accurately simulate a vagina.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This is a handheld masturbation aid with optional vibrating egg. Perfect for me time, but not a toy made for sharing, though a friendly extra hand can help warm up the evening! Molded vagina with attached sleeve lined with nubs that in theory are to stimulate the shaft of the penis.
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

Futurotic Plus (Also Known As Cyberskin; New supersoft; Ultra realistic 3.0 (UR3); Futurotic™; SoftSkins®; SoftTouch™; Pure skin; Realskin) material leaves this pocket vagina soft, supple and very pliable. The added vibrating egg uses pill type batteries. I don't know how well it will do in water so I advise against using the vibrator if you are in a bathtub, pool, or other watery environment. Use ONLY water based lubricants. Silicone or oil based lubricants will damage the device.
    • Porous
    • Smooth
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

Good design, fairly realistic. Good fit for average male length up to maybe 7". Girth shouldn't be a problem because this toy is very stretchy. The sleeve attached to the vagina has an open end which makes clean up easy.

I wouldn't say this is a discreet toy but if you don't mind the TSA eyeballin' your toys, it can be rolled into a sock and taken anywhere. Personally, I would leave it in the bedroom, but it's the right size to travel for those moments you need to relieve some tension.
    • Beginner
    • Realistic
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrating egg makes the same buzz you get from almost any vibrator. Wouldn't take the vibrator into any kind of water.
    • Easy to use
    • Feels realistic
    • Hard to figure out

Care and Maintenance

This kind of material is very porous, making it hard to clean. Improper cleaning can lead to germ and odor build up. If this is a solo act or a group operation, use of a condom is STRONGLY advised. For years of carefree masturbation, your skin like toys should be cleaned with warm water, toy cleaner or antibacterial soap. To keep it from getting sticky, dust with a light corn starch after each washing, talc is not advised due to its link with cervical cancer. I would wash and dry the device before first use. Like most woman, this pocket vagina does not get along well with others. Store separately in a zip lock bag or sock. Avoid strong dyes, oils or odors because real skin type toys can pick these up easily. Use only water based lubricants, do not use oil, or silicone based lubes as this will destroy the device.

    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
    • High maintenance

Personal comments

I have never been a fan of any pocket vagina that had textured interiors (Studded with nubs). If I encountered a real vagina with nubs, well I would just zip up and move along. Aside from that, the textured interior can be a little rough and uncomfortable. Use of enough lubricant, and hand pressure might make this better. If you prefer a masturbation device like a fleshlight, this one is definitely not for you.


I'm a guy so what can I say? Fairly straight forward operation, the textured interior was a bit of a turn off for me, personal preference here, but if you enjoy that kind of stimulation and Lynn Thomas is a girl you dream of, this is a good stand-in!
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  • MR Chickhabit
    nubs are the best, if i want a real vagina, i'll go stick myself in one. toys are for fantasys.
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    Cool, thanks for the review!
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    Excellent review!
  • The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
    Good review! Gotta say once you have messed around with a Fleshlight you will never go back.
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