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How Bizarrely Fun! Experience Tranny Fanny!

If you are looking for a realistic transexual sex toy, I can't imagine a more perfect toy. From the lifelike anal opening to the realistic hands and balls, this toy is as close to the real thing as I imagine possible. And my wife and I felt comfortable roleplaying that we were having a threesome with a transexual without either of us worrying that we had crossed some boundary that neither of us actually would cross. It was just a lot of fun.
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Pros
Boundary crossing, adventurous, life-like, realistic anal fun.
Cons
Strong odor, very heavy, hard to fully clean.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

The Wendy Williams Ass and Balls toy is by far the most interesting toy I've ever encountered. Once I got past the initial shock that there existed such a toy, I figured it was worth a try. I've never had a fantasy about being with a transsexual. And while this toy didn't change that, it was an awesome toy. It was a fun and safe way to push the boundaries of what feel comfortable for my wife and I.
This toy can be laid on a bed, laid on a floor, or be held by hand grips on the bottom of the toy. Though, weighing in at almost 15 pounds, it can be a bit heavy to hold up. My wife and I laid it on the bed for our first experience and while I fucked the toy in the ass, by wife and I made out.
And while I initially thought that this would be a fun novelty, I've since concluded that this will be a great masturbatory tool for when needed. If you don't like the idea of the ass you are fucking having balls, this is easily remedied with a pair of scissors.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

This is my second experience with the UR3 (Ultra Realistic 3.0) material and I love it. This stuff feels so close to the real thing. It almost feels like you are fucking a real ass. And while I was not looking for this feature, the balls are perfectly detailed to give a life like appearance. Even the creases and veins around the ass are exactly crafted to look lifelike. And the hands follow suit in the lifelike department. Everything about this toy gives it a true virtual experience. The ass is soft like skin and with a little imagination, you'll be sure you are making really getting some anal action.
The UR3 does have a very strong smell. It is a bit fruity, but I find any sex toys smell just makes me horny because it makes me think about sex. But, if you prefer toys without any odor, then this smell might be too strong for you.
    • Bumpy
    • Strong odor
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The Wendy William's Ass and Balls toy is a full sized toy. It must be the actual size of her ass and balls. I don't imagine anyone will have trouble fitting his penis inside this toy. It seems quite tight but stretchy. It should work for almost everyone. And it really feels great once inside it.
As for hiding this toy, you will need a lot of space. Imagine trying to hide a full sized ass somewhere and that is what you'll be doing. The box it comes in is huge. I can't imagine trying to travel with it.
    • Realistic
    • Will fit most people

Care and Maintenance

I highly recommend using a condom with this toy as it will be difficult to remove all of what is put inside of this toy. The opening is not large enough to allow a thorough cleaning should you shoot your cum directly inside. And while it seems like much of the lubricant washes out when cleaning, I would far prefer stale lube to stale cum while using a toy. To wash it, I simply rinsed water in through the ass opening and let it pour out the other opening. After repeating this process a few times, I reached in with a cloth and wiped up as much as I could. But fully cleaning the inside does not seem manageable with out ripping the anal opening.
According to this website, the UR3 material is "extremely porous, making it difficult to clean and easy for germs and dirt to hide. So protect them with a condom. Skin-like materials are extremely sensitive; they should be cleaned before and after every use with warm water and toy cleaner or antibacterial soap. These toys come dusted in a powdery material to maintain their unique texture, clean the toy thoroughly before first use. After each use, clean again and dust with a little cornstarch (not TALC which has been linked to cervical cancer) before storing to prevent the toy from becoming sticky. They should be stored individually in a dark, cool place. Store each toy separately in a plastic zip bag or thin sock because the porous surface can absorb dyes from other materials. These materials are also very incompatible with many substances. Contact with silicone-based lubricants, oil or petroleum based products will cause damages to the surface of the toy. Use only water based lubricants."
While it says on this site only to use water based lubricants, the packaging suggests that you could also use Doc Johnson's i-lube which is silicone based. For cleaning instructions, Doc Johnson states, "Wash with mild soap and water, avoid harsh detergents, alcohol or ammonia-based cleaners. To dry, blot gently with a soft cloth (not paper towels), or use Doc Johnson's toy cleaner. Be sure inside cavities are completely clean and dry."

As for storage, I would recommend letting it dry and then putting it back in the bag it came in and back in the box. This will keep off dust and limit how often you smell the toys smell (even if it is quite pleasant). Doc Johnson recommends,"Once surface is clean and dry, it is ready for use. If you so desire, you may apply talcum powder to your UR3 item using a soft brush or cloth... but this is not necessary. You should avoid contact with other products. Do not rub or lay against sharp objects, abrasives, or other rubber products. Keep item out of direct sunlight as material and/or color may fade with prolonged exposure."
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

The box that the Wendy William's Ass and Balls come in is perfect for storing the toy. It is a thick cardboard box that is easy to open and shut. It will nicely protect the toy and displays images of Wendy Williams on the front and back.

Personal comments

While, admittedly, I wasn't 100% comfortable with fucking a transexual toy, once I got over the hangups in my brain, it was rather fun to safely explore this area of sexuality in a way that was exciting without crossing any lines. My wife and I had fun pretending we had invited a transexual over for a little fun in the bedroom. So, if you feel uncomfortable with the idea of actually having sex with a transexual (as I would), this toy can still be lots of fun. It is no different than any other roleplay that one wouldn't act out in real life, but can be fun if just done during pretend play in the bedroom. I'm glad my wife and I decided to try it out. It was fun feeling like we were pushing our boundaries without actually doing so.

Experience

As mentioned above, fucking this toy in the ass while making out with my wife was quite exciting. We really got into the roleplay and had fun with it. I think that a couple secure with their sexuality would enjoy this toy even if it is not something they would really be willing to try with an actual transexual. This toy is also great for solo play if would want to simulate the feeling of anal play when your favorite real live ass isn't available.
Follow-up commentary
I wanted to add to my original review that I had no idea that "tranny" is a slur (I saw that Neil Patrick Harris had to apologize for using it on Regis Live). So, I apologize if anyone was offended by that. It is still a wonderful toy and a lot of fun to use! It has been a great addition to the bedroom adventures!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Pegaholics
    I wanted to add that this toy works great for holding up against a door or wall. The suction cup type holes in the bottom haven't worked for me yet ( I tried it in the bathtub). But holding it up by hand works great.
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    We don't have a fantasy about this either but it totally would be fun to push the boundaries! Excellent review.
  • Contributor: Peggi
    I'd consider getting this for myself and my partner to use in a similar situation. I'm glad that it worked out well for you and your wife, but it's too bad that it is so difficult to clean! That would be the only real flaw that I can see with the toy. Great review though!!!
  • Contributor: Pink Jewel
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Powder
    Thanks! This really helped me make a decision!
  • Contributor: romstomp
    Great review, not exactly my taste but you never know, one day I might add this to my growing collection.
  • Contributor: SadoMas
    tyty
  • Contributor: asandahl
    thanks
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