I thought we were meant to be...

This toy was a grand disappointment. I didn't expect a godly masturbator, but I at least expected to get something out of this toy! The only pleasure I got was when I used the sleeve with it on top of my penis as a soft "cover" while rubbing my head in circles. There's basically no sensation from the internal textures, and that's the reason I buy a masturbator in the first place...to feel the internal textures! You might as well stick with your hands, boys.
Published:
Pros
Soft. Box art.
Cons
No internal feel. Pretty much everything else.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
I like the cute anime character on the box and the softness of the toy, but that is literally all I like about this toy. It was a really big letdown for me, and I'm sad to say it wasn't a very good experience at all. I hardly felt anything as far as texture goes. You can feel texture with your finger and see it when you flip it inside-out, but I can't feel a thing when it is in use.

Look: This toy looks pretty average. It is nothing too attractive. It has a vaginal opening and a very light pinkish color that is almost pure white.

Taste: I didn't taste this thing at all, but I don't really think I have to.

Noise: There was none at all with me. I figure that if you have a different size penis, you may get some noise, but with me there was none.

Smell: Now this is interesting. There is no notable smell in the beginning, but I discovered that the free lube which comes with a lot of the "Toy's Heart" products makes it smell! I find this awfully strange because the lube itself is entirely odorless and flavorless. I had a similar issue with smell inside of my Ona Pits sleeve, but I thought that was just the smell of the toy itself. Now I have found out that it's definitely the lube. Aside from this, the toy hardly smells, and the lube is pretty decent.

Feel: The toy feels like it has no texture at all! When you stick your finger in to lube it, it's kind of like "I can't wait!" and then you use it and go, "It vanished? WHAT IS THIS...BLACK MAGIC?" I seriously tried to feel it by squeezing tightly and rubbing the sleeve, then loosening my grip and lightly going back and forth, etc. NOTHING worked...it was so ridiculous! Though the sleeve's internal texture didn't work, it is still very, very soft, and if you just put it on yourself and rub the head in a circle you CAN get off, but I'm very disappointed that I couldn't use this toy as it was meant to be used.

Cleaning: Another issue with this toy is that it is kind of difficult to wash out. You're meant to wash it out by opening the toy and running water into it until everything washes out of the toy. After you're done, just put some cornstarch on it to keep it soft.

Personally, I'm only keeping the toy because I like anime and hentai, and the box art is pretty nice.
Follow-up commentary
This thing truly is terrible. I don't know how people actually got it to work for them, because I can't feel very much when I use this toy. It's too soft, thin, and floppy. It is almost the exact same thing as the Bubble Shake Real and just as terrible.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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  • Contributor: Zombirella
    Sorry this didn't work out for you Thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: susansmith2012
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: romstomp
    Sorry that you didn't have a good experience with this, and thank you for sharing. A good review, thanks again.
  • Contributor: SMichelle
    This sounds like a huge disappointment.. thanks for the review.
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    you're welcome
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    thanks for the review!
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    you're welcome
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    Thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the review
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    You're welcome
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    nice review
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    Sorry this didn't work for you thank you sharing the review.
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