Vicky quickie pocket pussy - masturbator by Doc Johnson - review by Jimbo Jones

Is this Vette a Sign of My Midlife Crisis?

Vicky Vette was voted best MILF by the fans at the 2010 NightMoves Awards. So with the Vicky Quickie Pocket Pussy you can get your very own pocket pussy modeled from this award winning MILF's pussy. It's made out of UR3 so it feels pretty realistic and the entry looks very real. The interior texture is a series of ridges for decent stimulation. It all adds up to a nice whack-off experience.
Realistic look; tight; stretchy
Open ended; short
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


How does one use a pocket pussy? When it is modeled from the pussy of the world's hottest MILF, Vicky Vette, you stick your cock in there and rub one out. At least that's what the manufacturer, Doc Johnson, would like you to do. The way they designed the Vicky Quickie Pocket Pussy, it isn't terribly difficult to do either. It should be able to provide what most guys want. It looks very realistic, it feels good, it has stimulating interior texture. All of that adds up to a pretty satisfying experience.
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

The Vicky Quickie Pocket Pussy is a big solid chunk of UltraRealistic 3.0 (UR3). UR3 is relatively skin like and very stretchy both of which are very nice features in a pocket pussy. The interior is textured with a series of ridges to provide stimulation to your member which also works well.
    • Porous
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The entry of the Vicky Quickie Pocket Pussy is relatively tight but stretches nicely which is a good combination for a pocket pussy. It might be too tight to be comfortable for bigger guys and it isn't long enough to keep a long guy from coming out the other end, either, so if is a problem, keep looking. The exterior of the UR3 is contoured with a diagonal ridge to provide something to hold on to during your activities. It seems to help even if you have some excess lube on your hands. The UR3 is squishy which allows for adding your own pressure to the experience as well.
    • Ergonomic
    • May be too tight for some

Care and Maintenance

According to the material information page, UR3 is a mixture of PVC and silicone. This means that you have to stick with water based lubricants with the Vicky Quickie Pocket Pussy. This is not as ideal for my shower adventures, but I can still get along fine. UR3 is also very porous and can't be sterilized so your friends should all get their own Vettes if they want them. For cleaning, soap and hot water work well or a toy cleaner is also good. It's stretchy enough to flip inside out to make cleaning easier. Your Vette should be allowed to dry before storage and if you want to restore it's smooth texture, powder it with a little bit of corn starch and she's ready to go. I guess all that makes the Vette high maintenance, but did you expect anything less?
    • High maintenance


The Vicky Quickie Pocket Pussy comes in a cardboard box. With pictures of her in a fishnet halter top on front and back it certainly is not discreet. It also includes a photo of the pocket pussy itself so you know what you are getting because Vicky is definitely not inside the box.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable


I actually like how simple the Vicky Quickie Pocket Pussy is. What you see is what you get. Not a bunch of extra bells and whistles, but you're also getting what you pay for. It's not as long or soft as the Superskin of a Fleshlight, it doesn't have suction adjustment, etc. etc. The thing is if you want something simple looking and simple feeling to stick your member into the Vicky Quickie is a pretty decent choice. So get your own Vette and take it for a drive.
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  • Kitka
    Great review! Thanks for sharing it with us
  • Jimbo Jones
    You are welcome, DynamicKitty. Thank you for the compliment.
  • mandaj
    great review
  • Jimbo Jones
    Thank you for the compliment, mandaj.
  • Badass
    Great review, Im seeking a v-day girl for the old man, and I think you just gave it to me.
  • Jimbo Jones
    Thank you for the compliment, Badass. This isn't a bad v-day girl selection. Hope your man likes it.
  • mysecretcollection
    You said that it may be too tight for bigger guys, but do you think it would rip? Thanks for the great review!
  • Jimbo Jones
    You are welcome, mysecretcollection and thank you for the compliment. I don't think it would rip as it can be flipped inside out without ripping, good question nonetheless.
  • J Peach
    Nice review! I'm thinking about getting this for my boyfriend.
  • Jimbo Jones
    Thanks for the compliment, J Peach. It's pretty decent for an inexpensive sleeve.
  • RomanticGoth
    Thanks for sharing! I think my guy might like this one.
  • Jimbo Jones
    You're welcome, RomanticGoth. I hope that he does.
  • SkylarrStarr
    These have always intrigued BF isn't into them. Maybe we should try one out, though as we have begun to travel for work a lot and are apart more often...
    Thanks for the review!
  • Jimbo Jones
    You're welcome, SkylarrStarr. They are great for travel but may raise eyebrows with TSA. I haven't really tested that out myself.
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