Vicky quickie pocket pussy - masturbator discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by B8trDude

It took me all of 2 seconds to realize that the package I had just received from Edenfantasys contained a, well . . . um . . . oh heck, you know! I had received a real live pocket pussy! Okay, it really wasn’t alive but it was, just the same, a genuine pocket pussy – my first! As I wanted to savor the moment, I slowly opened the package (I was clocked at mach 5) and, with reverence, gently removed the “Vicky Quickie Pocket Pussy.” I’ve got to admit, Vickie weighs in at a whopping one pound - even though she’s just 5 1/2 inches long. Yes, she’s one hefty slab of steak but that just told me that she needed a good, substantive pounding. The moment I took my first look at her luscious, inviting lips, my own slab easily grew in size to meat (pun intended) the challenge! To date, Vicky Quickie is the most realistic imitation pussy in my collection – the texture surrounding her orifice is amazingly lifelike and her labia were screaming for some attention. Of course, I didn’t want to disappoint her and she got what she was asking for. Oh, by the way, I think she was satisfied when I was done with her; I didn’t hear any complaints!

This pocket pussy is created from Ultra Realistic 3.0 (UR3). As this material is very porous, it can be difficult to clean and provides an easy place for germs and dirt to hide. The advantage of UR3, however, is that it looks and feels a lot like real skin. The interior contains a well-designed texture that, with the right amount of lube, feels very good on my dick!

One thing which I don’t like about Vicky is that she has a rather strong, sweet smell. I can’t quite place it but there are times that the scent is just too much for me. Even though I’ve now washed her several times and even used her in the shower, the sweet smell remains. Apparently, the smell is related to the Sil-A-Gel, an antibacterial additive to the UR3. Poor Vicky simply has poor taste in perfumes.

Vicky is designed to fit in your hand and contains an interesting swirl-like pattern that is intended to help hold on to the masturbator during use. One area of concern is that this pocket pussy was apparently developed to be used by right-handed individuals. It is still possible for southpaws to use it but just be aware that lefties won’t be able to take advantage of the way it was molded. The same holds true when this pocket pussy is being handled by a partner. Regardless, this masturbator is fairly soft and as long as too much lube doesn’t get on the outside during use, anyone should be able to get a good grip on her so that she can do her job.

I’ve already mentioned that Vicky weighs a full pound which not only makes her feel rather substantial but also worthy of having an encounter with your penis. It’s important to use just the right amount of lube as I found that if too little is applied, she feels very tight; if too much is used, her rather good textured interior can’t be experienced to its fullest. Make your penis happy by slowly adding a little lube at a time to ensure that it can receive the most stimulation.

Another feature I like is that Vicky has a very natural skin tone and, just as exciting, her realistic vagina labia are beautifully colored. The only problem is that her “lipstick” wears off with just a few uses and the color completely disappears. Although this is only a cosmetic problem, I really did like the way she looked right out of the box. The inner texture, however, is the most important part and I found it to be quite good! When Vicky and I really get into it, my manhood pokes out of the top but that isn’t a problem as the internal texture is consistent throughout. She’s also very stretchy so it’s possible to pull on her while she’s wrapped around your cock in order to enjoy additional sensations. This is especially true if you close the hole at the end as a good amount of suction can then be created. Depending upon how you pound her, she makes a variety of slurpy sounds. Personally, I like those but I know that many do not. Overall, she’s not too loud and she’s definitely not a moaner.

There are no controls on this pocket pussy. Vicky consists of just a slab of soft UR3 with a love hole to insert your penis. As previously mentioned, the hole is open on both ends but can be easily closed for some suction. Usually, there is enough suction so that you can hold it on you dick with one hand and then use the other hand to stretch the masturbator and do “the helicopter” – the sensations created while doing that are often very good.

This pocket pussy can be cleaned with antibacterial soap and warm water. It’s very important to clean it well and it should not be shared with others. When dry, a light dusting of cornstarch will help to prevent it from becoming a sticky dust magnet. Only water-based lubes should be used to prevent damage to this toy.

There is nothing discreet about the packaging that the Vicky Quickie comes in. There are photos, on two sides, of the voluptuous and very big-breasted porn star that this masturbator was molded from, as well as a good view of her very inviting orifice. I was rather delighted to see that “Proudly made in America” was printed on the box.

Overall, I think that the Vicky Quickie Pocket Pussy is a fairly decent masturbator. I found the appearance to be very appealing and, after subjecting her to most important part – the rigors of my penis testing - I think that this is a worthwhile product. There are times when it feels too tight, even though I’m just an average guy while at other times, it doesn’t. It's important to experiment in order to determine the right amount of lube to use. I think that most men will be able to use her although those with extra girth may find her to be a bit too tight.