Briana pocket pussy - realistic vagina by Doc Johnson - review by Prime

Like a Virgin: If it was real, she would be bleeding.

I think this product is not worth it at the full price. When I ordered it, it was during the sale, so it was approximately $24. This is my first masturbator, so it is hard to compare to alternative, but besides the odor and extreme tightness, I think the product will find an excellent home to those with average girth penises, as long as plenty of lube is used.
Textured Anal and Vaginal Cavity, Great sensation and a multitude of uses, Life-Like Material
Stinky Strong Odor, Hardly Portable, Very Porous/Slightly Unsafe Material
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This pocket pussy has a multitude of ways in which it can be used. Firstly when alone this can be placed on an edge and held down to be fucked in a realistic motion. It can also be used just by moving it with your hand.

Couples can also use this for some playtime, and it is an excellent alternative to a hand job. When the lady is tired, she can just use this to make you happy. However, the target audience seems to be single males.

Anyway you decide to use this product, realize that you are going to need lube! Doc Johnson recommends water based lube, and this is going to be a necessity. The product is very tight, and even with lube you are going to need to force your penis into it.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Singles
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Not discrete
    • Not portable

Material / Texture

The material is Doc Johnson's Ultra Realistic 3.0, which is a Thermal plastic elastomer, basically a mixture of PVC and Silicone. The safety of this material isn't very high, it is very porous and of course this allows dust and germs to get into it. It is is also relatively hard to clean. The product picture doesn't do justice, as the product itself comes in a flesh colored type, with pink paint on the lips of the vagina. This paint washed away almost immediately, which is good because it was a little excessive and did not look realistic.

Material feels very soft and realistic, sort of softer than real skin. Imagine a breast implant feeling. The material definitely has a strong odor to it. After a few weeks I will report back to whether the odor has gone away, but after initial soaking and washing the odor was definitely not going away at all.

There is a ribbed texture both in the anal and vaginal canals, both which connect and exit at the same hole.
    • Porous
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The pocket pussy itself is hardly a pocket pussy, but more so a giant slab of this artificial flesh. It is definitely something that is going to be embarrassing to have out, and something that might be a little hard to hide, especially because of the odor from the material. It is pretty hefty too, so its not likely a toy to be used for travel.

The anal and vaginal cavities connect on the inside of the device, and they both have a texture to provide extra pleasure. The only drawback is that this pussy is TIGHT, and while this may seem like a blessing, it is likely going to be too tight for an average size penis. Also, the cavities are not that long, and I constantly found my penis head sticking out the other end.

Last, there is a hole on the backside to be used with a bullet to add extra pleasure. I don't have a bullet lying around to test out, but I doubt that the vibrations will be the main source of pleasure anyways.
    • May be too tight for some
    • Tight fitting

Care and Maintenance

The care guide suggests to use mild soap and water to take care of this toy. It also recommends not using paper towels, but instead to use a soft cloth or toy cleaner. The cavities should also be fully dried before putting the toy away, as this could cause mold growing in the toy. Also, this toy will attract basically everything to it: dust, hair, dirt. I suggest saving the bag it came in, or even using an extra Zip-Lock bag to keep it from gathering dust or other objects.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean


The packaging is a clearly marked box that indicates it's a pocket pussy from the Pornstar Briana. It isn't very classy packaging, likely aimed at horny single men. I felt kind of dirty just opening it. On the front of the box there is a picture of Briana and it seems very fake, especially the bolted on tits.

The pocket pussy came in a bag, and there was also a little slip with Doc Johnsons "Clean and Care Guide" for UR3 type toys.
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

Initially my partner was upset that I had ordered this product, however as time went on and we used it together she opened up to the idea. I don't really enjoy handjobs, and she is not always willing to perform oral sex, so this is the perfect compromise between both people. This product is definitely better than receiving a handjob or masturbating with just your hand.
Follow-up commentary
This toy has really grown on me. Once I got used to the idea of using more lube and knowing that it was going to be tight, it really helped me get past a lot of the negatives of the toy.

The toy still has a strong smell to it, I don't think this will ever go away. Also I really do not enjoy waiting for the toy to dry after cleaning it, it obviously has to be dry all the way before you store it.

All in all, I would still recommend this product highly, especially to those that are in the average-smaller range for size and girth.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    Great review. I've come to find alot of flaws with Doc Johnson toys :/ Iusually avoid them. Very useful review
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    All things considered, I am kind of glad that it was not blue, I would have felt like I was having sex with a smurf or a Na'vi from Avatar

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