Sue Johanson's glow-in-the-dark super head honcho - pocket pussie by Cal Exotics - review by sexyscreenname

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Massaging Masturbator Make Me Mellifluous

What can I say other than it is a really nice masturbator? It's a great deviation from the standard ribbed masturbator. The price is fair, the material is good, and the vibrator is good. No complaints, if this looks like a good deal to you, I would suggest making the purchase.
Great bumps
Nice vibrations
Glow in the dark
Size can't accommodate everyone
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This toy is a male masturbator filed under the pocket pussy category. An important distinction for this toy is that it does not require nearly as much thrusting as a normal ribbed masturbator does. I find this toy to be more akin to a massager that works the whole penis over, than a more traditional masturbator that requires active thrusting. You are going to need to use a hand held setup to use this toy, there is no option out of the box for freestanding use. This toy will work great for solo or couple play.

You get a 2 for 1 deal with this purchase, a masturbator you can use on its own, a good bullet vibe you can use on its own, or you can combine them for a very nice combination!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only

Material / Texture

One of the best features of this toy is that the inside texture consists purely of sensual bumpy nodules, instead of the average ribbing. This is important because (1) It is a different sensation to use (2) It makes using the toy much quieter (3) I think its a bit easier to clean.

The material has a nice feel to it, it has no apparent odor, and you really have no reason to taste it, but it has no bad taste. The material is a good compliment to the stimulation the toy is designed for.

It actually glows in the dark! I was not expecting this bright pink mass of PureSkin to glow in the dark, but sure enough, turn off the lights and it changes to a pale green/white glow.

The masturbator is made of "TPR", the controller is made of "PP", and the bullet is made of "ABS with silver plating."
    • Bumpy
    • No odor
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

I like the design, the only thing I wasn't a big fan of is that the face of the toy isn't extremely aesthetically pleasing to me, but it functions just fine so it's not a real complaint.

The masturbator has a length of 5 and a half inches, the face of the toy has a diameter of about 2 and 3/4 inches, the back of the toy has a diameter of about 2 inches, and the vibrating chamber is about 3 inches in length.

The bullet controller has a length of 4 and a half inches, a width of about two inches, a cord length of 30 inches, and the bullet is 2 and 1/4 inches long and has a diameter of a half inch.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The bee rating for the vibrator is effectively low, you cannot hear it through a door, except on max level where if someone was creeping and put their ear to the door then they might detect the vibrating noise. If you put on some low music I would be very surprised if anyone could audibly detect its use. For the vroom rating, it is better than low end bullets and it is strong enough for same basic massaging capabilities outside of the sensitive erogenous zones.

The vibrator channel in the back of the toy will accommodate similar sized bullet vibrators, so you aren't just limited to the included one.

This is a closed back masturbator so you can creampie it.
    • Easy to use
    • Stimulating

Care and Maintenance

The basic wash and dry after every use applies to this toy. It's easy to clean. As long as you can get to a sink, it should not be an issue. You might want to apply some cornstarch to stop the eventual clamy/sticky feeling but you don't have to.

You can use silicone or water based lubes with this toy.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The packaging is a non-discreet box with a (thankfully) small picture of Sue Johnson on it. The box is semi-sturdy, so don't beat it to death and you can use it for basic storage capabilities.
    • Not discreet
Follow-up commentary
What keeps you coming back to this toy is the great variety. Having the ability to just use the vibe for use as a normal vibrator or using the sleeve alone as a normal masturbator. But as if those two weren't nice enough, put them together and you have a winning combination every time. Still a 5/5 toy.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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