Futurotic nice-n-tight - realistic vagina by Cal Exotics - review by Salvaged1Gdsm

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My first review on my first sex toy

Speaking from personal experience/belief, i bought this for several reasons; 1) At the time of purchase I was horny and wanted sexual release, like, *NOW*! 2) I'm paranoid about knocking up a woman that i don't love or know 3) I lack the funds & energy to invest in a serious relationship 4) My hand just wasn't cutting it anymore. One of best budget pussies on the market, definitely a must buy (or try at least).
Cheap but not cheap in quality
Stays snug for quite some time
Has a good fee
Too tight at first (purely personal opinion)
could've been encased for easier single hand use
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
My favorite quality of this pocket pussy, besides being "good bang for the buck", would be the fact that it somehow is able to be confused as a rubber grip for handle bars to an "untrained" eye. It does do what it supposed to do, and very well might I add! (My first use was short lived with silicone lube). Another way this can be used is by rolling it up in a towel with one end exposed then wrap a thick bed comforter around the towel wrapped pocket pussy, this combination allows traditional missionary, doggy, & spooning positions, though there isn't any major improvement in feel over using it by hand.

It does make a slight bit of noise but not really noticeable unless you're *really* going to town on it but if you use my towel & comforter wrap method no noise whatsoever (unless you make noise yourself). as far as I can remember, it didn't have a smell to it when I first bought it but in my use + negligence it has developed a light smell to it. I imagine if one was to take proper care of it then it more then likely wouldn't have developed any smell to it. it has a squeaky feel to it similar to a water balloon but with a gel like texture (refer to gel shoe in-soles) but will become sticky feeling if you don't powder it after clean up and dry. It's not very realistic looking, but it doesn't take a genius to tell its meant to resemble a pussy. (However, it fooled my grandma somehow). in my first few uses i was quick to "shoot first, ask questions later" but after a few uses it loosened up a bit & as i got more used to the internal texture i was able to have a more realistic sex session (in regards to duration).

As far as cleaning goes, soap and water works fine. It did for me when I actually took care of it but I eventually grew lazy (Don't forget to let it completely dry prior to storage.) its material is a mixture of PVC & silicone. I used silicone lube on this product *many* times & never experienced any issues even though its material is part silicone so i must say I'm either lucky or Swiss Navy Silicone lube is a stable enough formula to be used with products made of a silicone mixture & not cause damage. **NOTE: Silicone lube shouldn't be used with toys that have any silicone content. if you do so its "at your own risk"!**
I have owned this product for a couple years now and have gotten my money's worth several times over. I wish I had bought it from here originally as i would've probably saved about $5 or $10 bucks but I got mine locally for about $26 or $27 with tax (shelf price was $24.99 when i bought it). I'm upgrading from this to a Melissa Jacobs Cyberskin Pussy & Ass masturbator from the Penthouse Pet Collection and I wish that product was on this site so I could review it on first impressions once I receive it from Holistic Wisdom. The Futurotic pocket pussy is a great buy, if i had a smaller budget & just needed a replacement then i would have definitely placed an order on here but instead i decided to upgrade since i had some extra spending money.
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My Futurotic nice-n-tight tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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  • Salvaged1Gdsm
    i just realized a typo..."has a good fee" should be "has a good feel". oh well, shit happens...
  • ththpup
    Overall, nice first review. Keep contributing.
  • Salvaged1Gdsm
    thank you. i''ll continue to contributing as long as i own a sex item that happens to be on the site. Before finding this site, i had ordered some Dude Lube RIDE H2O & a Melissa Jacobs Cyberskin Pussy & Ass masturbator from Holistic Wisdom & will be writing a review on here on the lube. if EF ever puts the Melissa P & A masturbator on the site then i'll review that too.
  • Falsepast
    Glad you liked this one
  • libbyv
    fun, thank you
  • Chastity Darling
    Congrats on your first review
  • nevets69
    first review feels great, huh?
  • Allstars316
    Thanks for the review!
  • rockblenny
    "rubber grip for handle bars"- I love it. Thanks for the review.
  • Salvaged1Gdsm
    as posted by rockblenny "rubber grip for handle bars"- I love it. Thanks for the review.

    Lol, ya. basically one wednesday night i used it & had wrapped it entirely in a towel, well the next morning my brother put it & the towel in the dity clothes basket & that thursday evening when i got home i proceeded to put my work clothes in the same basket...as i was taking my shirt of to throw it in the basket my grandma decided to move to items from the basket to her wheeled clothes basket, the first thing she grabbed was the towel with the hidden pussy which feel out when she picked up the towel...in my head i was like "FUCK! how the hell did that towel end up in the dirty clothes basket?", she picks it up & looks at it with a puzzled look on her face, then she proceeds to ask what is it...i just stared at her with the blankest look ever, *she asked again* i said "you don't know what it is?", she say's "No, what is it? *i give her a poker face stare* then she say's "what is it? is for handle bars or something? *i look behind me to my brother*...*he falls out laughing* i said to her, "ya, for handle bars" with a [refer to image for facial expression]

  • edeneve
    good at reviewing.
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