Oro - stimulator - blow job imitator discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by redheadedperfection

The Oro Stimulator is one of those rare, "non-thrusting" masturbators I see once in awhile. It consists of a hand pump connected to a rubber sleeve fitted over a plastic cup by a plastic tube. You simply slip the sleeve over your penis, and use the hand pump to simulate the sucking action of a blowjob. An interesting concept...but how well does it work? Well, I decided that I was interested enough to try one, and having done so, I wouldn't do it again. Here's wy:

Detailed Ratings: (Any questions here? My profile has a basic explanation of how my scale works, and if you have any questions, don't be afraid to ask!)

Size
The Oro Stimulator's penis sleeve should fit men of average size down to the hilt; longer men should fit, but won't be balls deep in it. It is a little bit bulky to use though.
12/30

Material
The Oro Stimulator is made of rubber and plastic, and does have a slight chemical smell to it. The Rubber sleeve felt pretty good against my penis, but the plastic cup didn't feel very good against my head. Personally, I think that they should have lined it with the same rubber as the sleeve.
8/20

Safety
Rubber gets a 3 on the EF Safety Scale, and Plastic gets an 8. I averaged these together and got a 5.5 (rounded up to a 6). Here's the important stuff, straight from the experts at EF
Rubber-"Being porous, rubber does not clean well. You can make a rubber toy last longer and keep it cleaner by using a condom over it each use."
Plastic-"Can easily be cleaned with antibacterial soap and hot water or by wiping down with isopropyl alcohol."
Rubber is pourous, so use a condom if sharing. Both are compatible with Water and silicon based lubes.
6/10

Color
Not really a flesh color here...just a couple of different shades of off-peach.
8/10

Visual Appeal
The Oro-Stimulator doesn't have any eye-candy. Just a pump, a tube, and a sleeve.
4/20

Ease of use
Using this thing was a LOT harder than I thought! the toy came in 3 pieces, so I had to first put them together, which was a lot harder than I thought, given the unyielding firmness of the plastic. Once I had done that, I had to lube up, work my penis in, and begin pumping; The hand pump is very firm, and it took quite the effort to keep pumping it, and I only achieved minimal results.
10/40

Tightness
This toy does provide a very little bit of tightness, but not a whole lot...
14/40

Suction
There was in fact a little bit of suction from this toy, but not as much as would be expected from something you had to pump!
12/30

Sensation
I was actually surprised at how fgood this felt for the first few seconds! Unfortunately, I started to thrust further in and found myself hitting the plastic cup of the toy...ouch! That, combined with the pitiful amount of suction didn't get me anywhere close to an orgasm! I finally gave up after 5 minutes...quite a disappointment!
10/60

Cleanup
Cleanup here could be easy, or could be hard...you should only have to rinse the cup and sleeve with hot water, but if you got any...fluids into the tube, you might have to disassemble the whole thing! Luckily, I doubt anyone will be pumping said fluids into one of these anytime soon!
12/20

Versatility
All in all, it looks to be a sturdy toy. If I ever use mine again and it breaks, I'll be sure to adjust the rating!
30/70

Price
$14.99? Not worth it! Hell, I've seen it offered for $4, and I still wouldn't pay that!
5/50

At A glance:
Size 12/30
Material 8/20
Safety 6/10
Color 8/10
Visual Appeal 4/20
Ease of use 10/40
Tightness 14/40
Suction 12/30
Sensation 10/60
Cleanup 12/20
Versatility 30/70
Price 5/50

131/400
2 Stars

Ever the enterprising reviewer, I tried inserting one of my masturbation sleeves into the sleeve of this toy to see how well it would work...Let's just say it didn't work too well! The already underwhelming pump action was diminished, and it just didn't get me off!