My favorite feature of this masturbator is the design. The Fleshlight Alien is made to mimic the Na'vi aliens' blue skin and has two clitorides to make it appear stranger than human anatomy and give it an "alien" effect. I love collecting strange sex toys. Although I was told it may not be best for me, being that I have average girth, I still bought it.

Look: First of all, I would like to point out that this thing is NOT discreet at all. It is made to be shaped like a flashlight. If I came across this with no knowledge of Fleshlights I would be saying, "WOW! That is the biggest freaking flashlight ever, let me go play with it!" So pretty much, it's not discreet and actually makes people more curious about it, so beware. This giant is 10 in. long and 12 in. around the cap (it's widest point). The case is a dark (kind of) navy blue color and the inside is a lighter blue. The opening is shaped like a woman, except with two clits, causing the lips to separate a bit more causing a naturally wider opening, which in my opinion, is terrible.

Feel: The Alien has some weight to it due to it being in the big container, but it isn't much of a bother. The thing that bothered me, and made this toy not for me, is that it feels too easy to slip in. I'm of average girth (5.5" circumference, 1.59" diameter). I was told that this toy is better for thicker men. I now see why. I hardly felt any texture until I got to the "Lotus" part, which worried me about my girth. I later had to search if my girth was average to calm my nerves. Being that you can control the suction of a Fleshlight by screwing the cap on or off, I screwed it on as tight as I could, and I only felt enough of the Vortex to notice it but not really enjoy it. The Alien is made of 3 different textures: Vortex, Lotus, and STU, in that order. I hardly felt the Vortex, the Lotus was okay, but the worse of all was the STU. It just isn't my cup of tea. I even tried forcing myself to like it by opening the back of the Alien and using the STU part directly but...I just don't like it.

Taste/Smell/Sound: As with most of my toys, I didn't taste the Alien, but after smelling this thing, it's hard to blame me! The smell on this thing is just plain awful. While in use, the smell isn't really noticeable, which is a good thing because I don't think anyone would buy these if they smelled throughout use. Even though I tightened the cap as much as I could, the Alien still made a strange "shh" sound every time I would go in and out. It's not much trouble until you start going in and out fast, then it gets really annoying.

Material/Cleaning/Lube: The Fleshlight Alien is made of Superskin which is soft and smooth, but can NOT be cleaned with soap. Instead, use warm water to rinse it or isopropyl alcohol (if you're really anal about keeping things clean). After the material dries, you should use cornstarch on it to keep it soft. The only lube you should use on Superskin is water-based lube. The Fleshlight Alien comes with a free sample of ID Glide, for those who don't have any but want this immediately, but be warned, the sample is not very large.

Packaging/Storage: The Alien comes in a big box with Fleshlight symbols all over it as well as a clear opening to see the toy's case. It says the name on the front. The left side shows the internal texture as well as the toy's opening. The back has information on the toy, a bit about the company and another picture of the toy. The right side says, "Fleshlight" and has the word "FREAKS!" printed below it in massive lettering. It also states that Fleshlight is the "#1 selling male sex toy in the world. It is absolutely not discreet.

I tried to use this toy again and...nope. It wasn't much better from the first time I used this. It's not bad or anything but, it's just not for me.