Alien - masturbator by Fleshlight - review by Falsepast


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Not a fan!

This was a big disappointment for me. I can see its potential for thicker men. The first two textures are easier to be felt if you have a thick penis. The third layer, STU, I was not a fan of. I still think it's strange that everyone else liked it, but I guess that's why I'm weird. I say if you're not thick, and seem to be different from most men, just beware.
design, strange
huge, wide opening, not for me, smell, sound. texture, price
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
My favorite feature of this masturbator is the design. The Fleshlight Alien is made to mimic the Na'vi aliens' blue skin and has two clitorides to make it appear stranger than human anatomy and give it an "alien" effect. I love collecting strange sex toys. Although I was told it may not be best for me, being that I have average girth, I still bought it.

Look: First of all, I would like to point out that this thing is NOT discreet at all. It is made to be shaped like a flashlight. If I came across this with no knowledge of Fleshlights I would be saying, "WOW! That is the biggest freaking flashlight ever, let me go play with it!" So pretty much, it's not discreet and actually makes people more curious about it, so beware. This giant is 10 in. long and 12 in. around the cap (it's widest point). The case is a dark (kind of) navy blue color and the inside is a lighter blue. The opening is shaped like a woman, except with two clits, causing the lips to separate a bit more causing a naturally wider opening, which in my opinion, is terrible.

Feel: The Alien has some weight to it due to it being in the big container, but it isn't much of a bother. The thing that bothered me, and made this toy not for me, is that it feels too easy to slip in. I'm of average girth (5.5" circumference, 1.59" diameter). I was told that this toy is better for thicker men. I now see why. I hardly felt any texture until I got to the "Lotus" part, which worried me about my girth. I later had to search if my girth was average to calm my nerves. Being that you can control the suction of a Fleshlight by screwing the cap on or off, I screwed it on as tight as I could, and I only felt enough of the Vortex to notice it but not really enjoy it. The Alien is made of 3 different textures: Vortex, Lotus, and STU, in that order. I hardly felt the Vortex, the Lotus was okay, but the worse of all was the STU. It just isn't my cup of tea. I even tried forcing myself to like it by opening the back of the Alien and using the STU part directly but...I just don't like it.

Taste/Smell/Sound: As with most of my toys, I didn't taste the Alien, but after smelling this thing, it's hard to blame me! The smell on this thing is just plain awful. While in use, the smell isn't really noticeable, which is a good thing because I don't think anyone would buy these if they smelled throughout use. Even though I tightened the cap as much as I could, the Alien still made a strange "shh" sound every time I would go in and out. It's not much trouble until you start going in and out fast, then it gets really annoying.

Material/Cleaning/Lube: The Fleshlight Alien is made of Superskin which is soft and smooth, but can NOT be cleaned with soap. Instead, use warm water to rinse it or isopropyl alcohol (if you're really anal about keeping things clean). After the material dries, you should use cornstarch on it to keep it soft. The only lube you should use on Superskin is water-based lube. The Fleshlight Alien comes with a free sample of ID Glide, for those who don't have any but want this immediately, but be warned, the sample is not very large.

Packaging/Storage: The Alien comes in a big box with Fleshlight symbols all over it as well as a clear opening to see the toy's case. It says the name on the front. The left side shows the internal texture as well as the toy's opening. The back has information on the toy, a bit about the company and another picture of the toy. The right side says, "Fleshlight" and has the word "FREAKS!" printed below it in massive lettering. It also states that Fleshlight is the "#1 selling male sex toy in the world. It is absolutely not discreet.
Follow-up commentary
I tried to use this toy again and...nope. It wasn't much better from the first time I used this. It's not bad or anything but, it's just not for me.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Alien tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
    • Penis
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  • KinkyNicki92
    great job on this review!!
  • Dirtydiggins
    Not at all.
  • Huff
    Great review, Thanks
  • Robert Paulson
    Sorry you didn't like it. Thanks for the review.
  • Gone.
    Thanks for the review!
  • Cowgirl-Cutie
    Thanks for the review! I'm glad I read this before buying!
  • UpTheMiddle
    Good review
  • UpTheMiddle
    Good review
  • Robert Paulson
    Thanks for the review!
  • Falsepast
    Youre welcome
  • purpledesert
    Nice review, this looks interesting.
  • Steve99
    Good review
  • new nick
    Thanks for the review. I am on the fence about which fleshlightto purchase first.
  • Martiniman
    Great review, thanks!
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