Real love shake - masturbator by Toy's heart - review by Taz in bed

Real love shake

Masturbator by Toy's heart

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Not So Love Shaker

When using The Real Shake Love, I was expecting a suction type masturbator, boy was I disappointed. It was more of a loose goose masturbator. I was looking for an easy maintenance clean up toy and got a hard to clean one. I am no beginner; I like firmness and suction in a toy. I was disappointed when the toy did not have the two features. If you're a beginner then this is for you.
It has a nice ribbed texture.
It is very hard to clean. It wasn't a tight fit on my penis.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This masturbator can only be used on the penis. One thing I liked about this how easy it slid on my penis. Other than that I was truly unhappy about this toy. Unfortunately when maneuvering up and down on my cock it didn't grasp on to my penis for a tight squeeze, which I like to have in a toy. I would think a masturbator would have that feature of a suction to make it feel like having sex with a real person. Like other masturbators I have tried, this particular one did not have a opening at the end of it. This would work for any beginner who is looking for a masturbator.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo play
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The Real Love Shake by Toy's Heart has to be the most interesting masturbator I have have seen. It is made with TPE which stands for Thermoplastic Elastomer. That means it is usually made up of rubber and plastic. This is a rubber texture toy, also, it is ribbed inside. But it felt really nice while using it. I can't complain about the ribbed texture. The tip of the toy looks like pussy lips. The middle of the toy is absolutely nice, because it fits to your hand while moving it up and down. This toy is somewhat porous more than silicone so condoms are highly recommended if sharing this toy.
    • Somewhat porous

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

I really liked the design, as I have fairly large hands it was easy to move it up and down. The shape can be used for fairly small or large hands.
The dimensions are as follows:
1. 6 inches long
2. Can fit up to 2 inches thick around
3. Around 6 1/2 inches around.

This is stated on the website, I just wanted to state it here.

It can be used for the average user, as long as you’re not thick around it won't work. I am about 2 inches thick and had a hard time putting it on. This toy is very easy to hide, but I don't recommend storing it with other toys, due to the fact it clings to everything. I actually used it for traveling and it was very discreet in my suitcase.
    • Beginner
    • May be too tight for some

Functions / Performance / Controls

The best function of this toy for me would be for in-water use. The not so great feature is the lack of an opening at the end. Which means when you cum, it stays inside of the masturbator. Also, if water gets inside is was hard to get it all out. I was disappointed in the suction; it had a little bit, which it didn't cling to my penis. I had to have a tight grasp on it to move up and down. I believe it may be there is too much rubber material, that it cannot have a tight squeeze.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

This toy can't be disinfected; the only way to clean it is a mild soap and water. If you have toys of different material, make sure you don't stick them in with ones that cling to lint or hair. This toy clings to everything. You can use a toy cleaner to clean. When using lubrication makes sure you are using water or silicone based lube. Clean up can be a task, because since there is no opening at the bottom. You have to turn it inside out to get is the ribbed edges inside and let it air dry. Then flip it back inside. The masturbator did come with a water based lube sample. Using the lube helped a lot with inserting the penis inside of it. The best way to describe it would be like Astroglide lube.
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • ToyTimeTim
    Damn good first review!
    Welcome to Eden.
  • B8trDude
    Great first review! Try the mentor program too - it's a lot of fun and you'll enjoy it.
  • LittleBoPeep
    thanks for the review
  • Taz in bed
    I am in the mentor program actually, I wanted to do that first before trying for advanced
  • Apinkjellybean04
    Great first review thanks
  • Nobodygirl
    Very good review!
  • kinksters
  • Andrey2052
    Really great review!
  • Falsepast
    It wasn't very tight on me either
  • sweetpea12
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Mitzuki
    Thanks for the review!
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