Golden lips - masturbator discontinued by NMC Ltd - review by Falsepast

My favorite quality of this toy is the very realistic look it has for the entrance. If you told me I would encounter a vagina that made me want to tap out, I would've laughed so hard...that is, before I met the Golden Lips masturbator. Plain and simple, this thing is TOO intense. It may be because I have foreskin (uncircumcised penises are more sensitive than circumcised ones), but this thing is just too much for me to handle...and not in a good way. When I first saw this thing, I was excited, and I ended up buying one of the last ones before it got discontinued, so I was really happy. Then I got my hands on it...

Packaging: The toy came in a box with a less than pretty girl on the cover. On the inside, there is the toy inside of a plastic bag. The toy's lips looked so real, I decided to lick it first to feel what it felt like to go down on a woman. When I opened the bag...I changed my mind.

Smell: This thing smells putrid. The odor is just...I can't even describe it, but it is nasty. After smelling that, I decided there was no way I was going down on this thing.

Taste: No thanks, I'm good.

Look: The toy has 2 layers - a super-soft one on the inside and partially outside for you to play with, and a hard, purple layer on the outside to support the inner layer. The lips, as I said before, look great. You can see the clit and everything. The toy is open-ended, and on the inside you can see lots of slightly frightening nodules.

Feel: The first thing I thought when I went in was "Ow! WTF?! Why is it so tight?!" The tightness hurt a little because of my foreskin. I had to go in slowly because I was so worried that it might rip my foreskin. After a bit of in and out, the tight feeling goes away (though it comes back during your next use). The next thing I noticed was that it felt super-intense. I thought I was in for a hell of an orgasm. About 20 minutes later, I still hadn't orgasmed, and the nodules were actually getting painful...painful to the point that a few more minutes later, I got flaccid! I thought, "WHAT THE HELL?" but I knew instantly that it was the toy's fault. I don't have erectile dysfunction, and I have never gotten flaccid before, even after playing with myself for long periods of time. I gave up for that day. The next day, I tried it again. This time I came, but I had to put a lot of effort towards having that orgasm. The effort was not worth it either. I had to end up using my faithful Belladonna pocket pussy to finally get some satisfaction.

Any toy that make you flaccid during use clearly cannot be a good toy. The only reason I keep this is to allow a future partner to kind of "torture" me with it (I'm a sub) and have me beg them to stop...which shouldn't be a problem.

Cleaning: You have to wash this with soap and water and REALLY put in an effort to clean all the cum and lube out. Then you must wait for an eternity for it to dry.

I still don't like this toy. It is just too over-stimulating, it is such a bother to clean, and too difficult to achieve orgasm with it. I still can't believe it made me flaccid DURING use! What a nightmare! There are so many negatives that I can't believe it got such high ratings from other people. This is just an all-around terrible masturbator and I'm glad that it has been discontinued.