Colt power stroker - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by LaLa

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Peace in the Middle East is Possible

Do we really want to end the war in Iraq? Place this toy in the hands of Al-Qaeda and other militant-types, who clearly aren't provided with enough "release," and I foresee the waiving of cum-stained white flags all over the world.
Feels like winning the lottery while a porn star rides you. Well, definitely close.
Perhaps, the toy could be a bit longer.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review


As a newbie to sex toy play, I have to tell you that this masturbator sleeve provided the BEST orgasm I have had in a VERY, very long time. I'm a quarter-time conspiracy theorist, so like a good boy I decided to use the toy with a condom. I couldn't put my finger on it, but I had a sneaky suspicion that the POWER STROKER— much like the PROCK—had ho-like tendencies. Anywho, as with all my new lovers, I washed Mr. Power Stroker with a little Joy dish detergent, dried him thoroughly with a paper towel, lathered his insides with conspicuous amounts of water-based lubricant, and placed him on my thigh as I surfed for appropriate porn.

Now, I remember finding the perfect clip on the Internet. And I also remember getting hard enough to actually slide the toy over my Eiffel-of-Love. Unfortunately, the rest is a bit of a blur. I woke up the next day with my pants around my ankles, MR. POWER STROKER resting delicately on my now, horizontal Eiffel-of-Love and twenty-four missed calls. Wow! This toy is without question in my mind illegal in certain parts of the world!

As days went by, I decided to take Mr. Power Stroker to get tested for HIV. He is negative so now he climbs the Eiffel-of-Love without a harness. He is such a wonderful and gracious bottom. He never says stop. He never says it hurts. He never, well, he never talks at all. He is the perfect passive-mate. I love him and we will be together forever. And the best part is that I keep him locked in a drawer in my bedroom, so even if he wants to cheat on me, well, he can't.

Material / Texture

Mr. Power Stroker is made of this material known as Futurotic. I did some research and the term Futurotic, once translated from Sumerian into English, means “Just like good ass.” It really and truly feels like—never-been-with-nobody-or-at-least-its-been-a-while-so-I'll-give-you-my-whole-check-and-still-find-a-way-to-put-you-through-college—BOOTY! It is ribbed in a manner that is consistent with the “real deal” and rests quite comfortably in your palm. Even though your hand is clearly involved, I swear it feels as though it is NOT.

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The whole toy is shaped like a grenade which allows for an easy adjustment of friction. For more or less friction, you simply adjust your grip. I recently have discovered the option of grabbing the toy at the base and sliding it up and down over my love-tower. This provides maximum interaction along the length of the tower versus its apex or, ahem, its tip. The toy is super duper easy to hide and because it is shaped like a grenade I probably wouldn't travel with it. It's just not worth the hassle of explaining to a few of America's brightest stars that it's not really a bomb. LOL!

Care and Maintenance

Care is a teeny-weeny bit involved. So the toy comes with this thing-a-ma-jig of talcum powder that you are supposed to use after cleaning. If I had one complaint, it would definitely be this part of the maintenance. The first time I used the powder-dropper, I got powder everywhere but the fucking toy. Directing powder out of an eye dropper is not as easy as one might expect. I found using it with Boy Butter was quite amazing!


While its not difficult to learn how to use Mr. Power Stroker, I certainly would have appreciated maybe a one-pager (with pictures) outlining use, clean-up , and storage.
Follow-up commentary
The material kinda gets unraveled after about ten uses. Not bad for limited or one time use but I don't think that's really the point of such a device. I'm not sure I can recommend this device as much as I once did.
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  • Adriana Ravenlust
    I think you tried to hard to be funny here and it overshadowed the actual review. I have no idea where you were going with that HIV testing thing.
  • Daddy'sPuppy
    HIV thing----YOu know, cause of the whole condom thing....its a joke
  • LaLa
    Adriana-- Everything isn't funny to everyone but thanks for reading my review.

    Daddy's Puppy--Ruff! LMAO!
  • ......
    Thanks for the review.
  • Kayla
    Gotta say that it's a really unique looking toy. Thought it was a plug at first.
  • benjiwithaz
    I appreciated the review, except for the fact that your crude humor was more than a little offensive and I don't believe that it was appropriate. Just the way I see it.
  • Blooddragon
    Nice review!
  • badk1tty
    I can't even bring myself to "like" this review for the daily points, it was so inappropriate.
  • Sugarfina
    Thanks for the review. Do you think the opening looks more like an anal cavity than anything else?
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  • garylangworthy420
    weird review
  • locomotion
    thanks for reviewing lol
  • sexykiss
    thanks for the review
  • Terri69
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Andrey2052
    thanks for the review!
  • OH&W, Lovebears
    In one word about this review: "Strange"
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