Peace in the Middle East is Possible

WOW!
As a newbie to sex toy play, I have to tell you that this masturbator sleeve provided the BEST orgasm I have had in a VERY, very long time. I'm a quarter-time conspiracy theorist, so like a good boy I decided to use the toy with a condom. I couldn't put my finger on it, but I had a sneaky suspicion that the POWER STROKER— much like the PROCK—had ho-like tendencies. Anywho, as with all my new lovers, I washed Mr. Power Stroker with a little Joy dish detergent, dried him thoroughly with a paper towel, lathered his insides with conspicuous amounts of water-based lubricant, and placed him on my thigh as I surfed for appropriate porn.

Now, I remember finding the perfect clip on the Internet. And I also remember getting hard enough to actually slide the toy over my Eiffel-of-Love. Unfortunately, the rest is a bit of a blur. I woke up the next day with my pants around my ankles, MR. POWER STROKER resting delicately on my now, horizontal Eiffel-of-Love and twenty-four missed calls. Wow! This toy is without question in my mind illegal in certain parts of the world!

Follow-up:
As days went by, I decided to take Mr. Power Stroker to get tested for HIV. He is negative so now he climbs the Eiffel-of-Love without a harness. He is such a wonderful and gracious bottom. He never says stop. He never says it hurts. He never, well, he never talks at all. He is the perfect passive-mate. I love him and we will be together forever. And the best part is that I keep him locked in a drawer in my bedroom, so even if he wants to cheat on me, well, he can't.

Mr. Power Stroker is made of this material known as Futurotic. I did some research and the term Futurotic, once translated from Sumerian into English, means “Just like good ass.” It really and truly feels like—never-been-with-nobody-or-at-least-its-been-a-while-so-I'll-give-you-my-whole-check-and-still-find-a-way-to-put-you-through-college—BOOTY! It is ribbed in a manner that is consistent with the “real deal” and rests quite comfortably in your palm. Even though your hand is clearly involved, I swear it feels as though it is NOT.

The whole toy is shaped like a grenade which allows for an easy adjustment of friction. For more or less friction, you simply adjust your grip. I recently have discovered the option of grabbing the toy at the base and sliding it up and down over my love-tower. This provides maximum interaction along the length of the tower versus its apex or, ahem, its tip. The toy is super duper easy to hide and because it is shaped like a grenade I probably wouldn't travel with it. It's just not worth the hassle of explaining to a few of America's brightest stars that it's not really a bomb. LOL!

Care is a teeny-weeny bit involved. So the toy comes with this thing-a-ma-jig of talcum powder that you are supposed to use after cleaning. If I had one complaint, it would definitely be this part of the maintenance. The first time I used the powder-dropper, I got powder everywhere but the fucking toy. Directing powder out of an eye dropper is not as easy as one might expect. I found using it with Boy Butter was quite amazing!

While its not difficult to learn how to use Mr. Power Stroker, I certainly would have appreciated maybe a one-pager (with pictures) outlining use, clean-up , and storage.