Fleshlight Freaks Zombie - masturbator by Fleshlight - review by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary

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Sex + Horror... What a classic match!

Fleshlight has done it again with their limited run of the Fleshlight Freaks zombie. It has all of the best parts of a Fleshlight done up like a creepy rotting brain eating zombie! The only thing holding it back is the Fleshlight's inability to be cleaned easily. Overall a fantastic toy and it really shines through when it can be properly maintained.
Hard to clean
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
The toy arrived in a nice plain and discrete brown cardboard box. When I opened up the box I found my first and truthfully only disappointment. Up until this point every other Fleshlight product I have purchased was shipped in its own tin. It really was one of the perks that came with getting the toy. The tin was missing and in its place was a cardboard box. That really bummed me out because I kind of enjoyed having the tins for storage and they were cool to look at. The box is about 10 inches tall and about 4 inches wide with 4 inches across the top of the package.

The packaging is pretty cool even without the tin. You will find that the packaging is textured with green white and black lettering. The front of the box has a plastic window just long enough to give you a look at the toy. The sides, show the inside design of the toy with a texture designed to give you an idea of what the toy would feel like. The other sides show you the logo of the Fleshlight Freaks and gives you a basic description of the toy. The packaging is cool but is not something to leave lying around if there are prying eyes.

The Fleshlight comes wrapped in plastic and is kept in place by a piece of cardboard. The cardboard prevents the toy from moving during shipment. Inside of the bag the toy comes in you will find that they also include some pictures and documentation about Fleshlight and its other products with a small trial pack of lube that they make called Fleshlube.

The toy has two screw on caps that are used for different purposes. The larger cap is used to seal the top of the toy protecting the orfice from any dust or dirt that may get on it. The smaller of the two caps located on the bottom of the toy is used to control the air flow into and out of the toy giving the user the ability to vary the suction the toy provides. This specific model comes in a black casing that is 10 inches long.

When the Caps of the toy are removed you find that the toy is molded as the rotting pink flesh of a female zombie. The toy comes with a spacer inside of the orfice which must be removed before play. This is for shipping purposes only and can be thrown away as soon as it is removed. The detail of the mold is incredibly well done and really lives up the quality Fleshlight is known for. The Fleshlight Freaks Zombie has a length of 10 inches and it fits up to 2 inches. The Fleshlight has a width of 2 inches and a vagnial depth of 7 and 3/4 inches with a weight of 1 pound. The Superskin insert on this toy is shaped like a vagina.

The Superskin material that Fleshlight uses in their insert is slightly porus and has a saftey rating of 5. The material is porus and it is also difficult to clean. Because of it being porus and difficult to clean it is not recommended to share this toy unless it is used with condoms.

The Fleshligh can be cleaned by running warm water through the toys cavity unil it is clean or using a mild toy cleaner. Recently Fleshlight recently introduced their own toy cleaner that they recommend. I will probably give a try but so far I have used a mild toy cleaner and that has taken care of my Fleshlight cleaning needs just fine. If you need a serious clean you can also use isopropyl alcohol. You will also find that after cleaning the toy you will need to dry the toy. It is recommened to pat the toy dry with a dry cloth. You probably find at this point that you will have some excess moisture in the orfice after drying the outside of the superskin. I find the best way to take care of this is to remove both caps on your Fleshlight place the superskin insert back into the toys case. Once it is in the case stand the toy orfice up on a dry towel. This allows gravity and air to help dry out your toy. I have found that this specific toy does get very sticky if left damp. I recommend that every time you use it you apply cornstarch to address the material getting sticky. Another thing to keep in mind is that cornstarch is really the only thing you should use with this toy. Talc and baby powder should be avoided with this toy due to health risks associated with those materials.
The Fleshlight Freaks Zombie model is really just a plain Fleshlight with a cool looking exterior. I don't know if its that I am too big for the toy or what but for some reason all Fleshlights feel pretty much the same to me. Now I am not saying that Fleshlights feel bad they are always fun to play with and always give me a great orgasm but the difference in the texture doesn't seem to make much of a difference.

Now on the other hand its fun to have this toy just for novelty purposes and I have to say I have had day long marathons playing with this toy and it has never let me down.

The downside in my experience is that these toys just aren't the easiest to clean. They have to be taken down and cleaned and if you really want to do the best job you can you have to dust them with cornstarch because if you don't the material will get sticky from just being washed up.

The thing is you don't want to spend more time cleaning your toy than playing with it and preparing it for play. I have found that the best way to play with this or any other Fleshlight is in the shower. It is easily cleaned and easily prepared in the shower and when you get out it is easily dried.

As long as you are having fun with your Fleshlight you are doing it right! We like this one and its a bonus that its a Zombie! Just make it a bit easier to clean and we will love you for it!
Follow-up commentary
Here we are more than a year past my first review of this toy and I still love this toy. I know its a seasonal toy but truthfully Eden could sell this all year long with the current zombie craze going on right now. Truthfully It really is no different than any of the other Fleshlight toys. The insides of the toy are so soft that the texture does not to a whole lot to stimulate you but none the less the toy feels fantastic. I think it also makes you feel kind of dirty and naughty that your getting a piece of zombie :)! Might be time for a Zombie movie and masturbation marathon!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Fleshlight Freaks Zombie tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn during masturbation
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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  • Chastity Darling
    Great review. Thanks for the info about care and maintenance.
  • mpfm
    Thanks for the review.
  • charmedtomeetyou
    Great review! Lots of information!
  • Herzer
    Great review. Thanks for the info.
  • Zandrock
  • Trysexual
    Nice review
  • married with children
    great review, thanks for sharing.
  • Allstars316
    Thanks for the review!
  • bog
    Great review! Thanks!
  • spiced
    Thanks for a cool review. The look of this toy just creeps me out - but to each, their own!

    I can clean my fleshlight flight in about a minute. I just take it to the sink, remove the bottom cap and rinse it, put the top opening of the fleshlight onto the faucet spout to a depth of about an inch and run the water for about 15 seconds, I shake it a little, then dab off any remaining water with a towel. Then I stick it back in the toy cabinet on top of a towel with both caps off. About once a month, I remove the insert, give it a thorough rinsing all over, dab it dry and then dust it with cornstarch. It takes way longer to describe than to actually clean it!
  • GONE!
    Thanks for the review!
  • scotty20
    thank you man. This toy seems a little freaky, but that ok
  • OH&W, Lovebears
    That was a lot to read. Bottom line is the Fleshlite products are super ! Great substitute ! Almost like the real thing !
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