Rolling head cup - masturbator by Tenga - review by Dr Dick

Rolling head cup

Masturbator by Tenga

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Rolling head cup sex toy review

When designing a toy to put around a guy's hard-on, the one-size-fits-all concept is a real bad idea. Or the product should be labeled accordingly.
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Hey sex Fans!

Dr. Dick had the dubious pleasure of test-driving one of these babies earlier this week. In short, this product is crap, of the first order. Let me recount my torturous adventure to prove my point.

I have some basic standards by which I judge a sex toy. First among them is; does the blasted thing do what it says it's supposed to? The Rolling Head Cup Masturbator has absolutely no packaging, save the red plastic label that sealed the bottom of the unit. I'm not a big fan of excessive packaging. But hey, Tenga ought to have included some instructions on how to use this contraption.

Being the clever and resourceful guy I am, I decided to remove the label and look inside. Still, I wasn't sure what to do next. I actually had to refer back to the website for an idea on how to use this goofy thing.

Here's a tip for all you sex toy designers out there. When designing a toy to mimic or augment a sexual practice that we men folk have been doing with our own two hands just fine since time'd better come up with something that is equally intuitive or just don't fuckin' bother. OK?

Once I removed the red label I found a very soft perforated Styrofoam base that was oozing something slippery. To my great astonishment, the cup was already lubed up, as it were. Rather than this being a thoughtful design ploy, I was put off by this. I had no idea what kind of lube this was. What if I was allergic to this type of lube, or it wasn't my lube of choice? Not a good idea, this!

I decided to look past the pre-lubed issue to figure out what I was supposed to do next. Obviously, I was to insert my precious stiffy into this gooey mess, but how was I supposed to get past the Styrofoam base? There was, of course, a little hole, but there was also the Styrofoam plug. Was I supposed to remove the plug? I did, but I don't think I was supposed to. I think I was supposed to push the plug into the unit with my dickhead. Removing the plug, as I did, just added to the gooey mess. This also destabilized the remaining soft Styrofoam base, which began to sluff off from the rest of the insides. This left no protection from the hard plastic edge of the unit. Here I am 15 minutes into this ill-fated exercise and I have yet to even get my dick wet. This was not going well.

A second tip for all you sex toy designers out there. When designing a toy to put around a guy's hard-on, the one-size-fits-all concept is a real bad idea. Or the product should be labeled accordingly.

Gummy mess aside, I was bound and determined to press forward. And as it turned out that's precisely what I had to do. I had to press and press and then press some more. Anticipation turned to frustration, then aggravation. If I hadn't been wearing a cock ring during this second-rate encounter, my willy would have surely gone to sleep from boredom.

Now my dick isn't super sized or anything, but there was no way Mr. Wonderful was just going to fit inside this contraption. Instead, I inserted my index finger to get a sense of the capacity of this puppy. The textured jelly masturbation sleeve inside the tube will only accommodate a cock the girth of my finger, not much more. DISAPPOINTED!

I never was able to find out if there was any benefit to the pleated band on the cup's midriff that is supposed to allow the device to flex enough to move in circles, or bend side to side, or even up and down. By the time I finally gave up, I had nothing to show for my efforts but a goopy mess. The lube was now mixed with what I guessed was some kind of adhesive that was supposed to have held the soft perforated Styrofoam base in place; which it did not do.

Finally, had this miserable thing actually worked, and I was able to stimulate myself to a jizz-filled happy ending, there would have been no way for me to clean this device for a second go. So basically the unwary consumer would be paying thirty-plus bucks for a one-use wonder.

To sum up, what we have here is an over priced, ineffectual, ill conceived, poorly designed rip off.

Dr. Dick
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • I bought this in Japan for 10 bucks. The same unit and everything. I haven't tried it yet though, it's just in storage.

    By the way, it is only meant for one use. The price here is just throwing you off because it's ridiculously high.
  • Oh no!  I saw this line and had such high hopes for the toys!  They look so cool!

    But...ew.  Nasty.  Guess I won't be getting one for my male friend, hm?
  • The toy ain't that bad imho. The biggest turn-off is the one-way disposable design therefore the cleaning is problematic...
  • I haven't actually tired this one, but I did the HARD (Black) version of this. It was TOTALLY awesome. But really, though it's rather over priced here (Got it in Japan for about 8-9 dollars), it's at least worth a try. I guess if it wasn't about 30 dollars for one here, it wouldn't be so bad being a meant for one-time-use-only product.
  • Nashville
    Being that it's intended to be disposable makes it over priced for one time use.
  • B8trDude
    Sounds like this is one to be avoided. Thanks for the "heads up" (pun intended).
  • Fanny
    Have you tried other tenga toys? they make them in a US size that might fit better.
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Nice review!
  • Lady Neshamah
    great review
  • bobowaxer
    Wow! That was a buzz kill. I had high hopes for the rolling head concept. Thanks for the warning.
  • 1001 Pleasures
    Thanks for the detailed review. I've seen pictures of these things and they always look so nice, so I was interested to learn that it's really not as great as it looks.
  • ShadowKitten
    thanks for the review :3
  • mikebooks
    Thanks Doc
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • Jon S
    ty for the review
  • locomotion
    thanks for reviewing
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