Tera Patrick's™ titty blow job sex toy review

The Tera Patrick's Titty Blow Job is a good little toy. It was very easy to clean up with just a little soft soap and warm water. It seems durable, soft and usable. It does get the job done.
Published:
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
This is my first ever masturbator. In fact, I had never really thought much about one until it arrived in the mail. When I got the e-mail that said it was coming, and I looked at its picture, I thought, “how in the world are you suppose to use that thing to masturbate with?” The hole looked so tiny, and the entire thing looked small. Much to my surprise, I was wrong. There are no instructions with it, so you have to kind of figure out what to do on your own.

When I took it from the box, I was surprised to see the size was much bigger than I had suspected. The materials that it is made from felt very soft and almost skin-like. And as for that tiny hole, WOW, does it stretch. After kind of just inspecting it for a bit, I put it away until later when I could give it a good try.

The next day, I had some time to kill, so I took it out and lubed it up well. I must say it was a little difficult to get my cock inside that hole at first. But it stretches very much and pretty easily. I imagine it would stretch to whatever diameter you needed it to. It does stretch, but it also contracts very tightly. It almost seems as if it is trying to push you back out of it. It sort of felt like being resisted or pushed away. If you push too hard, you will find the head of your cock coming out the other end. A couple of things I found were; If you warm it up in warm water first, it works a bit better, and if you will put your hands around the shaft behind the mouth and capture the head of your penis with both hands by squeezing real hard, it works ok.

For those of you into visuals, you might try this; I took and lubed it up good again and put my cock in from the back of it. And purposefully let the head of my dick come out of the mouth and ride over the tits. That felt pretty good. And like I said, if you’re into visuals, there is something a little erotic about seeing your cock ride over those soft tits that might get you off.

Lastly, I found the ridges inside to be comforting at first, but after continued use, it begins to feel just a bit rough. Be sure to use a lot of lubricant. All in all, the Tera Patrick Titty Blow Job is a good little toy. It was very easy to clean up with just a little soft soap and warm water. It seems durable, soft and usable. It does get the job done.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

EdenFantasys Review Program

  • Get Free Toys
  • Enjoy Special Deals
Become a Reviewer
Comments
Subscribe to comments
  • Contributor: renee
    oh wow i felt like i had 2 cum all over the place it was very durable. but when i was using it my wife walked in and saw what i was doing, so she said she wanted 2 give it a try. she has a dick of her own and i luv it and we fucked all day. watching her fuck wow!!! she did great especially with those nice titys bouncing. when my wife fucks she seems to squirt out of her tities and she squirted all over the place.
  • Contributor: Bulma
    To renee, wtf?  I'm assuming your wife had a partial sex change, or is she biologically male and identifies as female?  Squirting out her tits?  Breasts don't work like that, even when a woman is breast feeding.  I have had two children that I breast fed, and the only time my tits "squirted" was when I was painfully engorged.  I have to say that I don't believe your comment at all.

    Nice review, Josmoseph.  I have thought about getting something like this for my husband, but think I'll just stick to real blow jobs for now.
  • Contributor: Josmoseph
    I am not sure I beleive this either. Esp[ecially since I used it and found it not so great. Thanks Bulma for the vote of confidence. And renee, if any of what you said is true in real life, wow, good for you. But I have to agree with bulma. I can not really put a lot of confidence in what your saying
  • Contributor: Nashville
    Make sure to only use water based lube. :) Also Bulma, he may mean they leak. She could be pregnant and leaking colostrum, or her milk supply may have been full and he stimulated her nipples by such as tweaking them or sucking on them . [https://www.babycenter.com/0_breasts-leak-or-spray-milk_753.bc]
  • Contributor: Josmoseph
    Always the optimist arent you Sleeping Dreamer
  • Contributor: Butterkups
    STROKE of genius...Well at least a stroke...
  • Contributor: Butterkups
    thankyou
  • Contributor: Butterkups
    So jo honestly...where is this pecker pleaser today? did you keep it? toss it? give it to a friend? Hang it from a light string to use as a pull knob? What has become of the rubber ridder?
  • Contributor: Josmoseph
    It tore and I tossed it. Sorry ...did you want it?
Forum
No discussions yet.
Thank you for viewing Tera Patrick's titty blow job – blow job imitator review page!