Blade - sex toy by Fleshlight - review by DeadIzzy


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While you can orgasm with this product, I would suggest that you have something to prevent the ensuing mess that this thing can make, or work hard to figure out how much lube you can use without leaving a big mess. I would not suggest trying to put this in a shoe to fuck it. If you did you would probably just push it into your shoe and have a mess of lube to try to get out of it. I think this may be the only time I use this one.
Interesting looking case. Cleaning is relatively easy.
Plug is a bit hard to remove, case is flimsy and turns into a squirt gun.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I chose this product because I usually like the FleshLight products. This does not mean that I hate this one, but I do view it as a bump in the road of successful products that they have made. It is designed to look like the handle for a sword with the case being made out of some sort of rubber instead of the usual hard plastic. Instead of two caps, it's got one plug for the bottom and then the cap that is more like a hat for the top. While I do think it is rather decorative, I kind of hate this case. The case is a major design flaw in this product. With four holes on the bottom to allow for air to by sucked or pulled in as you masturbate they also turn into a bit of a squirt gun. The holes squirt lube or any other liquids out. Another problem I had was that (without taking the plug out) I found it difficult to get my dick in this thing because the air pressure built up. The sleeve formed too much of a seal at the back end. I would have removed the plug, but then it would have allowed the lube to just pour out.

The sleeve looks like a pussy with a textured canal that is something like large waves with much smaller waves on the larger waves. My experience with similar textures lets me know what to expect from this one. For some reason I find bumps to be more effective than the ridges. I was able to orgasm with this one. But I haven't had one that I wasn't able to orgasm from. I will say I have had more pleasure from other toys compared to this one. I think the STU is one of the best ones, actually.

Part of the design in this is that instead of loosening or tightening the back cap to create suction you can squeeze the case to make it tighter on your dick. I did try that and found it really didn't help that much. With the softness of the sleeve it stands to reason that any benefit you get from the texture could be lost from applying to much pressure. This is because the pressure you apply is going to make the texture go flat, or that is my guess.

Cleaning isn’t much more difficult than the other FleshLights. Take the large cap off, pull out the plug from the back end, then pull out the sleeve and run water through both the sleeve and the case. For heavier cleaning, (if it starts to smell or starts growing mold) use alcohol or FleshWash from If it becomes sticky and bothers you, apply some cornstarch or a powder they sell to give it that new FleshLight feel. I've never tried the powder; so don't ask me about it. I do love the cleaner when I can get it. Masturbating while cleaning the FleshLight makes it so much more enjoyable. Keep in mind you cannot use soap or oil based/silicone based lubes on this. They will destroy the sleeve (Probably like giving the toy leprosy).

If I have missed anything feel free to ask me any questions you might have.
For whatever reason, I like to be naked when I masturbate. I have developed the habit of sitting on a towel when I use one of these. This keeps from spreading too many germs or other things from my ass to my chair. It was a good thing I did this because if I hadn't I would have had a pretty good mess on the floor from the lube that poured out the back end of this thing when I got my dick in it and actually started masturbating.

I had put all I could get out of the free sample lube pillow pack into the FleshLight and that left about a 2 to 2.5 inch diameter wet spot on the towel. That would be a significant amount of the lube that got squirted out. If it had gotten on carpet it would have been a bigger problem than it getting on the towel. At least if it got on the linoleum floor then it would have helped clean up a little.
Follow-up commentary
I ended up throwing this one away as I didn't want to deal with the force I had to apply to push my dick in it because of the plug in the bottom of it and I didn't want a lube type masturbation squirt gun thing on my dick. So unless somebody dug it out, it is now in a land fill with worms using it as a slip and slide.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Blade tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere you want to use it
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Kind of decorative
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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