The tube love glove - masturbator by Doc Johnson - review by KinkyOne

The tube love glove sex toy review

By virtue of the many reviews, I am in the minority when I say you can find a lot better ways to get off than use the TUBE. Save your money on this one.
As a novelty, my wife and I found it quite amusing.
If your any bigger than a D-cell battery forget it.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
You've got to be kidding me! I read all the reviews on 'The Love Tube Glove|The tube love glove' and either I'm missing something or they sent me the wrong product. This product has like a 98% approval rating. But for this user, it sucked. And my wife agrees. Actually, she was kinda laughing at me after we got through wasting our time trying to have some fun with it. It was more work than it was worth for what I got in return.

First, I never considered color when I ordered the TUBE, so when I opened the box I saw this pink tube in there I had to chuckle a little. Actually, it's kinda red. Anyway, I took it out of it's plastic packaging and discovered that it is really kind of squishy. OK. I held it up and it limped over. Not a good beginning. So my wife and I got set up in bed and we broke out the TUBE. Just for the heck of it I tried to see how far inside the TUBE I could get without any lube as the TUBE does appear to quite stretchy. Not gonna happen. Not even half an inch. So we broke out the trusty Maximus lube|Reviews: Maximus personal lubricant, (purchased from EdenFantasys,) and I gave my dick a shot, after-which my wife was kind enough to make sure my dick was well lubed.

Another shot inside the TUBE and I was good to go. I handed my wife the TUBE and she really tried to get the darn thing to slide over my dick but it just didn't want to cooperate. So now I take the TUBE and try forcing it down on my dick and I managed to get it about half way down but it just didn't want to play nice. More lube we thought. While I was adding more lube to my dick and thoroughly lubing the inside of the TUBE, I was distracted thinking this could get expensive. So I took up the challenge again and managed to get it three quarters of the way down and then it didn't want to go anymore. Struggling some more I finally got the darn thing all the way down with the head of my dick sticking out the top. We rested for a moment admiring our success. Now my wife took hold of it and tried to slide it up and down but it got the best of her because after she got it half way up, It slid off. Great. Now we have to start all over again. I got it on again and she tried to slid it up and down but it kept wanting to shoot off. I thought if she let it go, it might shoot off and hit the ceiling. She gave up but I was not going to let this... thing... get the best of me. I am stronger than it. So, with two hands I manage to wrestle the beast back down on my dick where it belonged. If I had any sense I would have let my wife just do it with her hand but I was determined not to let the TUBE win this one. Eventually, after a lot of two-handed wrestling and some sweat I manage to get off.

No wonder I didn't realize the thing had ridges on the inside, discovered only when I turned it inside out for cleaning. Maybe I should try it inside out next time???
Follow-up commentary
Due to some of the comments I received after my initial review, I thought I'd give the tube another try and see if my opinion was changed. This time, not to waste my lube I tried using the tube in the shower with plenty of soap. The results were pretty much the same. A little too tight for me and difficult to keep from sliding completely off. The final result was again, pretty intense. This inexpensive sleeve could work well for those who are comfortable with it's fit.
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  • Lizard
  • higs
    Very informative for making a decision in purchasing it!
  • User9000
    Wont be wasting my money
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