Tightest Of Them All!

At first, I couldn't understand why she wanted me to get this. When it was time to break her tiny hymen, she was right there giggling. Read on to find out why.
Very dense, Very tight
So tight, that you have to force yourself in with a lot of lubricant
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


OW, the wifey selected this for me. I didn't know why exactly. We do have relations on a regular basis, so I was plenty surprised. Not to mention she's aware I also get some O's from a cute little French pussy with luscious lips.

This sleeve is unnamed. Many masturbators are named after a porn star or some catchy phrase. This one is titled 'Realistic pocket masturbator – pocket pussy.' Though in this review I will refer to it as Rpm-pp.

This is supposed to be a pocket masturbator, but def too big and heavy for my pocket. For traveling, I would pack it in a suitcase. It has some weight to it and is not that small. Compared to a Fleshlite, yes it is smaller.

I did a review on the International Trio, a set of small light handheld masturbators a little while ago. She must have felt I was getting bored with them.

As soon as I cut open the bag it came in I realized why she got this for me.

It has a very small, but thick opening. It's very, VERY TIGHT! Read on to find out why she chose this particular one. Give you a hint (has to do with her and anal sex)

Very tight
So tight it hangs to my finger

This is also good for training your dick. Meaning to work on your stamina. (Maybe that's why she got it for me? )

Needless to say, this will be perfect for guys with small p-p's. It will stretch to accommodate 2" guys though.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Training
    • When no pussy or anus to put your dick into
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bed
    • Closet
    • Shower

Material / Texture

The Realistic pocket masturbator – pocket pussy is made of TPR. TPR is very soft and a great material for putting your cock into. Not as warm or exact feeling as the real thing but will feel real good with the right amount of lubricant. Most masturbator sleeves are made of TPR or similar soft materials.

The difference with this sleeve is that it is very dense. It doesn't stretch as easily or much as other masturbators. A sleeve with a small hole will still stretch quite a bit. This one won't due to being so-so dense.

It is soft but has some mass to it. (Unlike other sleeves that one can bend/squish easily with just 2 fingers).

Perhaps they should have named this "The Tightest P*ssy of Them All."

Most TPR toys have some smell to it when you open the bag. The smell on this one is fairly faint. Sitting few inches from me on the desk, I can't smell it, only if lifted to my nose and shifted.
    • Flexible
    • Plush
    • Smooth

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

As I mentioned, the density of this is what makes it special. It is shaped sort of like an ice cream cone. Larger on the top taped as it goes down. On the outside of the bottom there are 3 lines for better grip. The pussy opening is very very small. Smaller than a butt hole. "Opps!" I met to say anus.

Size compared to French puzzy of the  Trio
Realistic pocket masturbator – pocket pussy 1st sleeve on the left. French pussy to it's right. Dildos were used to stop sleeves from rolling away.

Opening comparison
The vaginal opening is tiny on the Rpm-pp. Frenchie sleeve is on the right. You can see her opening within her beautiful lips.

My measurements:
Entire length: 5 1/2 " tall
Inside length/depth: 5 "
The diameter of widest (top): 8."
The diameter of the bottom: 6 1/2."
Vagina opening 1 /8."
Pussy will stretch to accommodate 2" thick cock
Weight: 24 oz (about twice as most others)

Accommodates 5 "
7 inch VC Bandit poking through the 5 " Rpm -pp

Functions / Performance / Controls

This came with a large 2" plastic bullet connect to a battery control unit. It has a dial control to take it from low to high intensity. Runs on 2 AA batteries (not included). Inserting the batteries was a little challenge. You have to unhinge the tab on the bottom then slide the back door downward.

There were no instructions included. I guess one was supposed to push it in (lube first for easier insertion) and let it vibrate the sleeve as your penis/cock is inside. It does make the sleeve shake quite a bit. However, when your penis comes in contact with it, it can be rather unpleasant. I gave the bullet to OW.

The insides of this have no ridges or ribs to stimulate your cock as you are stroking or thrusting. It is just super tight!

Very tight
Lubricant squished out of her super tight opening when I forced the VC Bandit in her.
    • Easy to use
    • Feels realistic
    • Very stimulating if you like it tight

Care and Maintenance

One good thing about the TPR material is that any lubricant can be used with it. I like water-based like the EF lubricant. It's very slippery, not gunky and easy to wash off. TPR shouldn't be boiled or stored under the sunlight if you want it to last. The canal on this is very thin. Some liquid soap on your finger to rub the inside and outsides will do a good job. Then I run water through it by inserting on the faucet.

Run under facet to clean
An easy way to clean the inside part.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


A bullet came unexpectedly with this. No instruction was included. The bag is not exactly cello plastic. Kind of fiber/paper plastic. I like to store the sleeve in it. It also protects the toy from dust.

    • Good for storage
    • Minimal

Personal comments

For the life of me, I couldn't understand why she wanted me to have this. We're good for 2-3 times a week. And why she also told me not to use it until she was the present? When there came time to put my penis in, I learned the answers to all my questions.

This sleeve is so so tight! It reminded me of her butt hole. When my member was inside, she said, "Now, DON'T ASK TO PUT IT IN MY BUTT HOLE ANYMORE!" "PUT IT IN THERE INSTEAD!" Col!
    • Great to simulate anal sex


This was not easy at all to penetrate. And I'm not even huge. It took several tries and lots of lube. She helped by guiding my member in. Took 3 hands to accomplish penetration. She also wisely placed a towel down first. Once in, lube was gushing back out. Yes, it was very very tight. Like virgin butt hole tight!

I would advise not pulling all the way out and thrusting in a lot unless you want a sore head. And you need to be pretty hard before using this.
Follow-up commentary
I planned on using this when traveling. Alas, no vacations this year. So it's sat idle in my suitcase. I examined it last week. It's still soft and intact.
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  • Contributor: sXeVegan90
    Such an informative and entertaining review. That opening is extremely tight looking!
  • Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears
    Thank you. Yes was it ever.
  • Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears
    Thank you. Yes, was it ever.
  • Contributor: MrClark
    Another great review... and I've had similar toys, such a small opening can make it nearly impossible to get in when it's lubed up.
  • Contributor: symbiasin
    Geesh, sounds gruesomely tight, but wise of OW. If I had it and someone was begging me...I would just say use this...lol
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