Eden realistic pocket pussy by EdenFantasys - review by CharlotteNicole

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TPR Masturbator, More Work Than it's Worth

Eden's Realistic Pocket Pussy is, in my opinion, just not worth it. The material and design make cleaning a nightmare. The toy was low quality and had slight cosmetic flaws. That said, sinking your penis into it does feel great, so if that's all that is important to you, go for it.
Cute Vulva, Soft and Plushy
Impossible to Clean, Poor Quality
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


When masturbation starts to lose its sparkle. When you've tried to mix it up by switching hands and even began thinking about putting your penis in strange household objects/foods. When your trusty right hand just doesn't do it for you anymore, maybe it's time to try a masturbator!

The Eden Realistic Pocket Pussy is a handheld male masturbator. Just lube it up and slide your penis in. It is soft and doesn't include any sort of hard shell or case, which allows you to adjust the firmness of your grip as you see fit.

This masturbator will stimulate both the head and shaft of the penis. It's 7" long, which accommodates the entirety of many, but not all, penises. Some of those who have been endowed with longer penises may not be able to fully sink themselves in to this Pocket Pussy, but will still enjoy stimulation to the glans.

Many people with penises will find this this toy suits them best for solo play. Some may explore and find that they enjoy when a partner uses it on them as well. A masturbator sleeve like this is great to create different sensations with manual stimulation.

As a cis femme, I also had some fun fingering this toy. The little clit nub was adorable and totally sexy. I would have loved to do some licking, but the material was too gross and I couldn't imagine putting it in my mouth.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
    • Solo play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool

Material / Texture

This was my first ever TPR toy and honestly, it did not turn me on when I received it.
TPR (Thermo Plasticized Rubber) is easy and inexpensive to manufacture. It's one of the only materials that is soft enough to mimic the feeling of a real vagina, so it's often used for male masturbators.

When the Pocket Pussy was delivered, it came in a plastic pouch that was covered in icky white powder. After doing some research on TPR, I now understand that this was "renewal powder" to keep it dry and fresh. The powder and the toy were smelly. Even after several rinses, the chemical smell never went away.

The main issue with TPR is that it is incredibly porous. It absorbs all smells and bacteria, is prone to mold and can never truly be cleaned (at least to my standards).

While TPR is phthalate-free, latex-free and non-toxic, it is still a very unstable material that will break down over time. I recommend replacing any TPR toy every 8-10 months.

The inside of this Pocket Pussy has a combination of ridges and nubs, with some smooth portions. It truly does bring to mind the feeling of the inside of a vagina.

    • Porous
    • Strong odor
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

This Pocket Pussy has a super cute vulva. Sort of like a little cartoon pussy. It is not really very realistic, but it's totally adorable, just some rounded mounds of labia and a little nub of a clit. You almost can't see the clit on the photos of the product, but it's completely enticing in real life.

The length of this toy is a nice fit for a lot of penises. Even those with longer penises can get satisfaction here. Because there is no hole at the back end of this masturbator, a good amount of suction is created.

When it comes to penis girth, those with especially wide penises may have trouble fitting comfortably into the very tiny opening of this toy. It is almost like the makers of this Pocket Pussy were aiming to emulate the feeling of a virgin.

There was a thin, almost hymen-like barrier across most of the hole. (See the pictures below) Even with a good amount of lube, we ended up tearing it. It felt almost violent and honestly pretty off-putting. The torn bits of TPR that were left behind after the toy ripped were really unattractive. If I were intending to keep the Pocket Pussy around as part of my collection, I would definitely feel the need to trim it. Check out those pics, you'll see what I mean.

Something else that I found totally strange about this Pocket Pussy is that the "vagina" was crooked! The tunnel through the toy goes off to the side. Below is a picture with a dildo demonstrating the weird sideways tunnel.

    • Tight fitting
    • Will fit most people

Care and Maintenance

Because there is no hole at the end of this toy, I have found it be impossible to clean. After running warm water into it for ages, I did not feel satisfied that all of the fluids were cleaned out of the inside.

The really bad part was that this toy really doesn't dry! Because of the abundance of bumps and ridges on the inside, coupled with the lack of hole and porous nature of TPR, I am really fearing the bacteria that is already surely growing in this thing. Please be certain to clean the Pocket Pussy carefully and regularly.

Rinse out the inside of the Pocket Pussy as best you can with gentle soap and water. After it has dried a bit, you'll want to dust it with some cornstarch or "renewal powder". This will help absorb some of the moisture.

Don't even bother with disinfectants, because the toy is so porous, there is no way to truly sanitize it. The chemicals will stay in the pores of the material, which may cause irritation when you use it later on. And no one wants an irritated penis.

Be sure to watch the toy for black spots which are likely mold or mildew. If mold does start to develop, please throw the toy away and replace it.

You'll definitely want to use lube to get into the tight hole of this Pocket Pussy. Water and silicone based lubes will interact well but this toy. Be sure not to use anything oil based, as it will break down and degrade the TPR.
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance

Personal comments

This Pocket Pussy is not Eden's best work. This toy is pretty low quality. In addition to the strangely tiny opening and crooked tunnel, there were some slight cosmetic defects. These were mostly tiny gouges in the material and little bubbles. See the pictures below.

These pics were all taken of the toy right out the the bag, before any use.

I used the toy once, for experience sake, and will not be using it again.
Follow-up commentary
I haven't had any interest in pulling this toy out of storage. I should probably just throw it away. I definitely still don't like it.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • MrClark
    Probably shouldn't have read this... was just asked to review this too. Will be curious to see if I have the same take aways as you.
  • CharlotteNicole
    Give it a shot, I'm curious also! This was my first review where I really didn't enjoy the toy at all, so it was really interesting. I sort of felt like a big jerk writing it!
  • MrClark
    I know the feeling... one of my recent reviews was difficult judging if it was the toy or the way it worked with my body that made it unenjoyable for me. Felt bad being so harsh about the toy in the review but tried to also touch on the good... even if it didn't work for me might for someone else.

    But yeah will be curious to see if I have the same/different opinion of this toy when it arrives here soon.
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