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These are the worst example of panties that I have ever had the misfortune of wearing. They do glow in the dark...but you just look like a misshapen mess that glows.
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Pros
Glows in the dark
Cons
Everything else
I sincerely don't know whether to be disappointed or not. I have tried these on a couple of times and they make me giggle now every time that I see them. The whole idea of panties that were crotchless AND glowed in the dark was too much to pass up.
They come in a cardboard box that in all true reality they should have saved and recycled for something else because the only thing that is true on it is that they glow. They are not sexy and they will not fit most people. The model on the front is a true example of airbrushing at its best, because there is no way that the panties I got would ever look like that on a real person.
When I first pulled them out of the box I ran to the closet to turn out the light and see if they glowed. Yes they did! So giddily I showed them to my Mr. who in turn wanted me to put them on so he could see them in the dark. Well now, I am a size 5-6 and I had trouble getting the elastic over my hips but I did get them on. The first thing you notice is the tag must be made of Kevlar or something to that effect, it stabs you in the rear and not in a good way. Ok, well I can cut that out. Next thing I notice is whoever tested and designed these things does NOT know exactly where a vagina is located because my vagina was completely covered, my ass was wide open though. Once I closed my legs I had a protrusion in the front that would make most men run scared, what the hell?
So head hanging in sadness I walk into the bedroom where he already has the lights out and he immediately bursts into laughter and asks me "What the fuck is that in the front?" So now we both start giggling and then he notices that my vajayjay is locked in whereupon he states "Well I guess theres only one place for this to go now." So I guess depending on exactly what you are looking for in a "crotchless underwear" this may or may not be good.
I think that I will save the glow in the dark material to use on crafts and such but wearing them again....no I think not.
They come in a cardboard box that in all true reality they should have saved and recycled for something else because the only thing that is true on it is that they glow. They are not sexy and they will not fit most people. The model on the front is a true example of airbrushing at its best, because there is no way that the panties I got would ever look like that on a real person.
When I first pulled them out of the box I ran to the closet to turn out the light and see if they glowed. Yes they did! So giddily I showed them to my Mr. who in turn wanted me to put them on so he could see them in the dark. Well now, I am a size 5-6 and I had trouble getting the elastic over my hips but I did get them on. The first thing you notice is the tag must be made of Kevlar or something to that effect, it stabs you in the rear and not in a good way. Ok, well I can cut that out. Next thing I notice is whoever tested and designed these things does NOT know exactly where a vagina is located because my vagina was completely covered, my ass was wide open though. Once I closed my legs I had a protrusion in the front that would make most men run scared, what the hell?
So head hanging in sadness I walk into the bedroom where he already has the lights out and he immediately bursts into laughter and asks me "What the fuck is that in the front?" So now we both start giggling and then he notices that my vajayjay is locked in whereupon he states "Well I guess theres only one place for this to go now." So I guess depending on exactly what you are looking for in a "crotchless underwear" this may or may not be good.
I think that I will save the glow in the dark material to use on crafts and such but wearing them again....no I think not.
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I had been considering these but not if they are that bad lol -
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They are horrible haha, good for a laugh but not much else. Thanks -
thanks for the review! what a mess lol -
Well, the glow in the dark part sounds fun, but that's about it. Thanks for the review. -
They are something else, I tried to talk him into wearing them backwards but he wouldn't go for it lol!
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lol, good review. sorry they did not work very well. too bad, glow in the dark panties are a good idea. -
LOL! Thanks for the review. Too bad the panties don't really work. -
ty for the review deff not something ill be buying -
Thanks for the great laugh and visual! -
Thanks, I still have to figure out what to use the material for lol.
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good to know! -
Thanks
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You make me literally laught out loud when I read your reviews. They're so funny. -
Haha, thanks. These things made both of us giggle. It was hillarious!
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thanks for the review! -
Ouch. Thanks for that honest review. -
Thank you for the review! -
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