Crotchless panties glow in the dark - crotchless panty by Pipedream - review by Lady Neshamah

Dood, I So Don't Think So.

Crotchless Panties Glow In The Dark seems like it would be so much fun. It's well made and glows really bright, but when it says one size fits all, it means that it comes in only one small size.
well made, really glows bright
only one size and it's very small.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I love glow in the dark stuff. I don't know why I do, but I just love the stuff. I have since I was a kid. This love of glowy stuff I think is why I got into djing raves years ago. I just love the bright colors and the fact that even in the dark you can see things.

The idea of glow in the dark panties was just way to tempting not to pass up for me. Sex and glowy bits, must have now. advised

Crotchless Panties Glow In The Dark has a lace front showing off your goodies and a solid back. I don't know what the fabric is, because it doesn't say, but it feels synthetic. There is lace along the hip line. Be advised that it says that these panties are dry clean only.

When I showed my husband when I first took Crotchless Panties Glow In The Dark my husband's jaw dropped. He loved the idea of lacy crotchless panties, let alone glow in the dark ones. He couldn't wait for the sun to set so we could play with them.

Crotchless Panties Glow In The Dark are actually made very well. The stitching is actually very strong on them panties. They are triple stitched so those aren't going to pop at any time. The opening lands in a bit of an odd place. The hole is pushed a little farther back than other crotchless panties that I have tired and picked up. If anything, the hole gives access to both holes on a woman. That could be fun if you're into anal, but I'm not at all.

Now, it says one size fits all, but this so isn't true. I would have to say that this would fit a woman that wears up to a size six dress, but no higher. I'm a size fourteen, so I couldn't even get these panties over my legs. They are very small.

The are made so well and they really glow bright, but they are just so small. Just way to small.
Follow-up commentary
Ok, this is a bit odd, I know. I really hated that Crotchless Panties Glow In The Dark didn't fit my ass. And I wouldn't say that I like the panties now. But I did end up deconstructing them totally. I saved all the parts save for the elastic. I've worked most of the fabric into a burlesque costume. So in a way, I do kind of like them, but just the fabric.
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My Crotchless panties glow in the dark tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Can be worn during intercourse
    • Can be worn under clothing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Play party
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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  • Seharra
    Thanks for the review, I'm a size 14... so I guess I won't be getting these, lol.
  • Lady Neshamah
    yeah, i think i'm going to deconstruct them into something else
  • namelesschaos
    Nice review.
  • K101
    Aw! That's disappointing that you got all excited and they didn't even fit Sorry to hear that. I hate when that happens! So glad for your great review though.

    " . If anything, the hole gives access to both holes on a woman. That could be fun if you're into anal, but I'm not at all"

    LOL! I thought that was cute. I totally get you there, I'm not an anal kind of girl either. Lol. I wouldn't really like for the crotchless panties to expose my booty too! lol
  • Dusk
    Thanks for the review! I'm sorry they were too small. One note, it would be great if you could grammar check your reviews thanks.
  • BadassFatass
    Thanks for the review. Better luck next time.
  • liilii080
    Yes, one size is misleading! Such a disappointment. Thanks for the review!
  • whatevergirl
    Thank you for the review!
  • MamaDivine
    thanks for the review!
  • Bignuf
    Thanks for that review. I always call these type things "one size DOESN'T fit me".
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