Love stuff warming massage oil by Cal Exotics - review by ShySubmissive

Are you baking cookies on me??

If your looking for a massage oil that smells divine and tastes great, I highly recommend "Love Stuff". The warming sensation is excellent, and it makes for a fun and yummy massage. However if you want something a little more sensual and serious, or something that leaves your skin feeling soft and nice, this may not be for you.
Great taste and smell, lasts a long time!
I feel like a greaseball after I use it.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


"Love Stuff" warming massage oil is meant for "sensual massage" and is absolutely not a lubricant as it contains sucralose! Its great for slathering up your partner and giving them a nice heated up rub-down ;).

Its pretty greasy, so it's best used on sheets you plan on washing or an easy to clean floor surface in case it ends up rolling off of the intended party. It is water soluble, so it would not be very useful in the shower as it would come right off.

The ingredients are as follows: Glycerine,flavor,water and sucralose.
    • Foreplay
    • Massage
    • Mood enhancer

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Here is where I find fault with the product. As stated, it is a massage oil, and it is VERY greasy. So greasy it feels pretty gross on your hands when your the massager, for the person receiving the massage its not nearly as noticeable until you touch your skin afterwards. Its slightly sticky, and doesn't completely absorb into the skin. Its consistency is very watery, so it easily slides out of the hand when pouring from the bottle.

Like a lot of greasy substances, the bottle ends up getting greasy too, which can be less then optimal depending on where you store it. It is clear, so stains aren't a problem.
    • Greasy
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

Here is what i LOVE, the smell and the taste! I have the "Very Vanilla", and it smells so delicious, its amazing! I bake a lot, and use a lot of vanilla extract,thats exactly what it smells like. It contains sugar so it tastes very sweet, I think its delicious. If you are into licking the massage oil off of your partner, I highly recommend "Love Stuff".
    • Smells good
    • Strong taste


In my experience this massage oil only requires one application. It lasts a VERY long time, which is good, but at the same time it leaves you feeling greasy and kinda sticky since it just does not absorb fully. This is not the type of massage oil you use to feel "soft and smooth" after.

The warming sensation begins immediately upon motion, and it feels divine! Of all the "heating" products I've used, I'd say this one works the best. It heats up enough that you can feel it and enjoy it,but not so much that its irritating or uncomfortable.

I love both giving and receiving massages with "Love Stuff" because of the smell and the taste, I'm even guilty of licking my own skin after getting rubbed with it, its too tasty!! One application of about a teaspoon would easily last for a 10-15 minute massage. It is very easily washed off, since its water soluble.
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water


Although "Love Stuff" comes in a fairly generic white tube, its very cute! The label is pretty minimalistic, and it would even make a cute not-necessarily sexual gift. I also feel you get quite a lot for the money (4.5 oz).
There is one problem I have with the tube however, if you open it with the capped side down the oil will spill right out. The label makes it seem like you should open it with the cap down, but I always do the opposite,so that i can pour it into my hand rather then let it drench me.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Leaky container
    • Would make a nice gift

Special Features

As stated before, "Love Stuff" is a warming massage oil, and it does a wonderful job of creating heat upon movement and contact.
    • Warming
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  • ~LaUr3n~
    Ugh thanks for the warning!
  • Tori Rebel
    Thanks for the review
  • buzzvibe
    Too bad it doesn't absorb better. I love massage oil, but I don't want to feel like I need a shower after. Great review!
  • LikeSunshineDust
    Thanks for the review I hate the taste of sucralose and other artificial sweeteners so this one is probably not for me.
  • Kayla
    I wish it wasn't so greasy. It looks fun.
  • kck
    Sounds like a yummy mess
  • Beck
  • Southern Lady
    Thanks for the review!
  • Eucaly
    Thank you! Sounds yummy!
  • zracer
    great review
  • arewehavingfun?
    Sounds like something for the Strawberry Shortcake kids!
  • oldman
    The comparrisions to baking are hilarious!!
  • oldman
    The comparrisions to baking are hilarious!!
  • Blooddragon
  • Peaches2000
    Hate super sticky. thanks for the infor. Think I'll try something else
  • Jenny Smith
    Thank you for the review
  • Archery
    Great review, Thanks!
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