Being square isn't a bad thing

What's wrong with being square? These clamps are very adjustable and interesting to look at almost giving off some sexy medieval qualities. Wear them as loose as you want or tighten these babies down. It doesn't have to be just for the nipples either, the possibilities are calling.
Very Adjustable
Lightweight Chain
May be to heavy for some
Can slip off with use
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


These are some very work able nipple clamps. They are very adjustable with a wide range they can open to. They are very easily used for most nipple sizes as well as possible labia, clitoral or even scrotal clamps. Heck maybe even a nostril clamp I can see quite a few possibilities of use here. Only your imagination can hold you back. Personally I'd say these should be suitable for most users from beginners onward. The clamps themselves are heavier than the chain and can possibly be removed from the chain by removing the O ring.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Can be worn during intercourse
    • Can be worn under clothing
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

The clamps themselves are made of a fairly thick metal. The typical metallic smell and taste come about them. They are fairly heavy due to the thickness of the metal. Upon scratching the clamp small flecks of silver did come off so I'd say these are probably made of steel and coated to be silver. Since I'm not 100 percent sure of the metal type I wont recommend taking these into the shower or tub just in case of the possibility of rusting. They are very strong and don't bend easily when tugged or forcefully bent inwards towards itself.

At first the feel of the clamp is of nice cool metal but warms quickly with body heat even if simply held in your hand. There are some visible pits and nicks on the set I have. Nothing really to show concern with but due to the metal make up I do advise that others go over their clamps prior to use just in case there are some rough spots that may cause damage to sensitive areas. The internal spots that are meant to press against the nipples, or wherever you're adventuring to with these goodies, are the smoothest part of this item. The part that actually moves appears to be a bit different in texture verses the rest of the clamp.

The chain is very light weight and may weigh as much as one of the clamps or less. It is made of a similar metal but in a much thinner fashion.
    • Firm
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

I find these clamps very unique. I'm used to the typical alligator, clover and tweezer type of clamps so being fully adjustable squares is pretty diffrent. They really have a kinky look to them in my opinion and make an excellent photo prop. Honestly looking at them they can be fairly intimidating and almost medieval looking.

These bulky beauties open to almost 0.75 inches wide and are fairly hard to figure out how to measure in all honesty. With the clamp fully opened it measures about 2 inches from the top of the clamp to the base of the screw and 1 inch across the opening. I'd say the metal parts of the clamp are about 1/8th of an inch thick all around, which is really bulky in my opinion. With that 0.75 inch stretch I say these clamps are very adjustable and workable for most scenarios and then some.

Clamp height.

Clamp depth


Interestingly measuring mine with a soft tape reads the chain as being about 16 inches by itself, which looking at other reviews and the item description is about an inch longer than most. So this part may not be a truly set trait among these clamps. Over all from clamp to clamp this set runs in at 18 inches long. The length of the chain, even if it was a little shorter like the page says it is, works very well for use on both nipples at the same time. This chain can also be removed by removing the O ring that attaches it to the clamp if wanted. Once removed it may be harder to put back on but it also opens up other possibilities of play.

Full measurement.

Chain length

    • Adjustable
    • Tight clamping
    • Will fit most nipples

Functions / Performance / Controls

The function of these clamps is very straight forward. Place them upon the nipples, or desired area for pressure and good times, and twist the screw until the desired pressure is reached. They can be easily adjusted by yourself or your partner. The head of the screw is a very good size and has a very grip able texture around it which keeps it from slipping in your fingers.

One hand does kind of need to be holding the nipple these clamps are getting put on until it's slightly on them and starting to tighten down on them.

I've found that they stay on very well even during some rough play times. For myself even on the tightest setting they don't really make my nipples numb like the Tight Squeeze Clamps do over time. Of course once they're taken off there is that rush as blood goes back to them you will feel something but it's not nearly as intense to me as those clover clamps.
    • Comfortable during use
    • Easy to use
    • Stays on well

Care and Maintenance

Personally I just use some toy cleaner and a quick rinse when needed plus a towel off making sure they are fully dried. With these being metal they could be cleaned however you really desire. Toy cleaner, soap and water, bleached or even a low boil if you're wanting that.

I do recommend making sure they are thoroughly dried not to long after being washed due to the possibility that they might rust.

Luckily with the metal make up these clamps are very easy to store. I store mine in a zip-lock bag to avoid getting them tangled with others but they could simply be tossed in a drawer or toy box if that's how you store things.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The packaging these clamps came in was very simple and useful. Inside the plain brown shipping box they where in a zip-lock bag with a bar code on it. Very minimal, no instructions included though these are fairly self explanatory. The bag they came in works well for storage in the toy box or wherever.

    • Good for storage
    • Minimal

Personal comments

I found these clamps very well fitting for large nipped girls like myself. The man however wasn't willing to volunteer as a test subject for the smaller range. However, I do think they may be a little harder to keep on smaller nipples. Personally I suggest placing the clamp more so on the areola instead of directly on the nipple due to the possibility that they can slip off if they aren't gripping well on the fleshy bits.

The chain works well to kind of "make sure they're on good" just give it a little tug to see if they will slip a little or not and I believe you should be golden. Once they're good and on the chain could be used as a lead or for other sensual implications. Once again these are very weighted so with that possible swing of the chain it can be really stimulating for those who enjoy nipple play.

I'll personally say that I find these clamps to be a good happy medium between alligator clamps and clover clamps. If you want something a little stronger than alligators but not as intense as clovers these may be a good go to to try out.
    • Heavy
    • Versatile
Follow-up commentary
Still a good set, though they don't really leave the toy box unless we're really in the mood. They've held up well, no rust or faults so far!
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  • Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears
    Wow, super review!
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