Chocolate shower bar - edible treats by Chocoholics divine desserts - review by Amatsubu

Chocolate shower bar

Edible treats by Chocoholics divine desserts

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If you love chocolate and steamy shower sessions with your partner, than this is the perfect way to combine the two! This is a full 3oz of semi-sweet chocolate that is shaped like a bar of soap. When added to the hot steam of a shower will easily spread across you or your partner's skin. You'll love the taste of the chocolate and the intimacy of using your tongue to "clean" each other up!
Water has to be pretty warm.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This is a solid bar of semi-sweet chocolate to be used by you and your partner in the shower. This product can be used by anyone, you simply need to get the water warm enough. Once the water has reached a warm enough point the bar can easily be spread across you or your partner leaving a trail of lickable chocolate along the way. This is fun idea for dessert after a romantic dinner or as a tasty bit of foreplay for anyone who loves chocolate.

This is not soap! It will not get you all squeaky clean!

If you are allergic to chocolate do not use this item, as it is chocolate!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The texture of the bar itself is rather hard to begin with, as it is a hunk of chocolate. Once in the shower the texture will vary depending on how hot the water is. If the water isn't quiet hot enough the chocolate is difficult to spread, it more or less will drag across the skin and leave a thick, kinda lumpy, layer on the skin which is very difficult to lick off. However, if you get the water hotter and give the bar a little more time to melt the bar will spread easily across you or your partners skin.

If you are standing directly in the spray of water the chocolate will wash away, so I suggest you stand to the side so your partner can actually have a chance to lick it off you!
    • Creamy
    • Smooth

Taste / Aroma

What else can I say besides this is a bar of chocolate?! It tastes like chocolate, it smells like chocolate, it is chocolate! The Chocolate Shower Bar is made completely of semi-sweet chocolate and completely edible. A good comparison for you to use are chocolate chips; most chocolate chips are semi-sweet, and that's what you should expect from this bar. It's delicious and adding the sensual act of licking it off your partner only makes it better!

If you stand in the water for too long with it on, it will start to wash away and get a weird watered down hot cocoa taste.
    • Smells good
    • Strong taste


This bar lasted a lot longer than we expected. It's about the size of a regular bar of soap, and it goes quite a ways. I was a little concerned about whether or not the product was working at first because it was so hard to spread but after the shower heated up some more it worked like a charm. While your lover's tongue should get rid of most of the chocolate any remaining is easily washed off by either wiping at it with your hand or a washcloth while standing under the warm water.


The chocolate shower bar comes in a cardboard box. The front of the box has the silhouette of a couple, the name of the company, the type of bar in the box, and the saying "Dessert is being served in the shower tonight." The back of the box contains a brief description of the product, as well as the nutritional facts.

Inside the box you will find the bar, which is wrapped in gold foil. Upon unwrapping the foil you will find your delicious bar of chocolate.

The packaging isn't overly discreet, but it would take more than a cursory glance to figure out what it is. And because this is chocolate you can't let it sit in the sun for too long or it will melt!
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Minimal


If you have a chocoholic in the house I suggest you hide the bar until you are ready to use it; as I came home to my boyfriend just straight eating the first bar I ordered.

Overall we loved the product!
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  • Newlyinclined
    Thanks for the note about the water being warm. Did you hold the bar directly under the water to get it to start melting and how many uses did it last? I guess I'm a little worried about storing it between uses if it lasts that long.

    Great review and my interest is definitely piqued!
  • Amatsubu
    Thank you for the kind comments!

    In regards to the bar; we never directly held it under the water, we let it sit on the side for a few minutes. After a few minutes of the combination of it sitting in the steam, the warmth of my hand, and the hot water already on my partner it slid pretty easily.

    We didn't use the whole bar; I'd have to guess we used somewhere between 1/2 - 3/4 of the bar. When it was all said done I felt a little weird about saving it, it was all melty and it just seemed better to throw it away and buy some new ones.

    I hope this answered your questions!
  • Sammi
    Nice review!
  • Apinkjellybean04
    wow great review you have me wanting to try this. what girl doesnt love chocolate....thanks!!!!
  • Jtikkanen
    did it actually taste like chocolate? bad aftertaste? Sounds delicious tho! GReat review
  • Hannah Savage
    I totally thought this was chocolate-scented soap and was kind of grossed out by it but now I understand! Thanks for the review, haha.
  • Sekhmet
    Thank you, as stated by others, I'm sold. Can't wait to try it.
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