Foaming masturbator cleanser and sanitizer - toy cleanser discontinued by Evolved Novelties - review by Hardware

The foaming masturbator cleanser and sanitizer toy cleaner is a must have addition to anyone's collection. Not only does it provide an essential service of cleaning off your toys after use, but it sanitizes them as well. As we all know, keeping toys clean not only promotes a healthy sex life, it also minimizes wear and tear on your toys. With the fairly thick foam cleaner that this stuff provides, it definitely helped me to make sure that I get every spot I needed to get and some.

It is made from a small range of chemicals which include purified water, disodium cocoamphodiacetate, sodium trideceth sulfates, propylene glycol, citric acid, triclosan, and phenoxyethanol. This minimizes the toy and body damaging chemicals to basically zero. The chemicals listed are really just the most basic cleaning and sanitizing ingredients. Due to the limited ingredients in this, it is glycerin free, L-arginine free, paraben free, and petro-chemicals free.

Other thoughts:

- The title says "foaming masturbator cleaner and sanitizer", but this can be used on any toy being its composed of water.
- Good looking bottle and easy to use. It REALLY easy to peel the slapped on label off of the bottle to easily hide it on the bathroom sink with everything else. No one would be able to tell the difference from it and some foaming hand sanitizer.
- A bit confused when I looked on the bottle and it said "Guaranteed to get you off or well replace it". I think that was a bit misplaced.
- The maid and QR code on the bottle seemed a bit out of place, but I guess that is their symbol for cleaning when i think about it.
- No smell at all to the cleaner!
- Works with every toy out there.

Used my toys, went into the bathroom, pumped a good amount on and started cleaning. Washed with warm water and left the toys to dry. No fuss, no mess!