Lubed-up ready wipes by Cal Exotics - review by SaMiKaY

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Great Idea, Poor Execution

Simply put, disappointing. For a great idea, execution falls short for the Colt Lubed-Up Ready Wipes. In the words of my generation: EPIC FAIL.
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Pros:
Nice naked male butt on the package, made in the USA
Cons:
lube leaves you tacky, only 3 in a pack, contains ingredients you can't pronounce
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
California Exotics had a wonderful idea! Combine the convenience of baby wipes with lubricant. No hassle with opening bottles, pumps, or squeezing out lube with slippery hands. I was amazed when I heard - rather saw- the Colt Lubed-Up Ready Wipes. I mean, how awesome would it be to just tear open a package and wipe on lube?

Before I get to my experience, here are some specifics! The Colt wipes come 3 in a pack. They are 8"x10", individually wrapped. According to the packaging they are "man-sized" (which made me assume they were intended for homosexual males, but we, as a heterosexual couple did alright with 'em).

The infused lube itself is water-based. It is composed of water, glycerin, sorbitol, acai berry extract, pomegranate extract, cellulose gum, triethanolamine, acrylates/C10-30 alkyl acrylate crosspolymer, tetrasodium EDTA, phenoxyethanol, and caprylyl glycol.

Talk about a mouthful of words I have never heard! The ingredients list scared me before I even opened the wrapper. But in the interest of 'science' I held my breath and spread.


The lube feels very velvety ... at first. THEN, within seconds of applying, there is nothing left but tack. I couldn't believe how quickly the lube disappeared. We tried again, thinking maybe we didn't wipe enough on. *insert disappointed face here* Still didn't work. -ding- IDEA! Let's try putting it on his member! Umph, no luck.

The idea of these wipes is awesome. Unfortunately, the lube ruins the idea. After a few times of trying to get the lubed wipes to work, you still have to use a bottle of lubricant! While the wipes are 'man-sized' they aren't built tough like a man.

If you're looking to make your skin tackier than it was before you started, creating a TON more friction than would be there before the wipe, then heck, these are for you! Otherwise, let the Colt grow up some more before you purchase (a-Ha! Horse joke)
Follow-up commentary
We hadn't even brought these back out a second time until I needed to do my follow-up.

They are still sticky and rather useless.
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My Lubed-up ready wipes tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
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  • mpfm
    That's disappointing. It's an interesting concept. Something like that would be great for travel.
  • Silverdrop
    What a let down!
  • Subbi
    Thanks for the review
  • Ghost
    Thanks for the review, sorry these were so crappy!
  • Positwist
    I hope a more lube-savvy company picks up this idea.

    Thanks for the review!
  • faust
    nice review
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