Dr. Flynt's squeaky clean toy cleaner - toy cleanser discontinued by Hustler Toys - review by redhead1977

I got my bottle of Dr. Flynt's Squeaky Clean Toy Wash in the mail and I was pleased by the amount of cleaner you get for your money. I'd purchased toy cleaner in the past and I remember using it sparingly because it cost so much. This comes in a large bottle, and you don't need much--a little goes a long way. My only complaint about it is the bottle is kind of tall (maybe 8 inches?) so it may not fit on some bathroom cabinet shelves or be able to be stored upright in your toy drawer or box. It has a convenient spray top that you press your fingertip down on and the cleaner comes out in a light spray of little bubbles. It's not overwhelming. It doesn't gush out in a big torrent and waste your product. It's really easy and manageable to use. I noticed right away that there didn't seem to be any scent to it. No scent. Not even unnatural-scent-usually-put-into-products-that-have-no-business-smelling-of-that-unnatural-scent... scent. Not even of "unscented" but-that-means-smelling-like-ass-because-it-smells-of-the-ingredients... scent. It's nice :) I don't know about you, but there are times and places I enjoy my unnaturally flower-scented things. But on objects that go into places that do not smell of unnatural flowers, it is a bit unnerving.

So, anyway, I tried it with my waterproof vibe so I didn't have to worry about breaking stuff. Usually, if you're cleaning your vibe, you should take it apart and remove the batteries and the mechanized part, but since mine was waterproof, I just shoved the whole thing under the faucet. I sprayed the Dr. Flynt's cleaner on all sides of the vibe and noticed that it left teeny tiny little bubbles. Then, I used my hand and rubbed it all over and made sure to get all bumps and crannies and whatnot. Then, I just rinsed my vibe in warm water and dried it with a towel. The bottle says you can spray the cleaner, rub the toy to clean it, and just leave it to air dry, but I rinsed mine because I don't like the thought of leaving chemicals (and there are a lot of chemicals in this) on something that's going to go in my hoohah. It's super simple, and it's anti-bacterial and phthalates free.

The cleaner is mostly a disinfectant rather than a cleaner, so if you use lube or lotion or anything, you'll have to wash that off first and then use this product to sanitize. It's kind of a misnomer in that case, but if you don't use lube this will clean your toys just fine in one step. It's safe to use with plastic, vinyl, latex, acrylic, glass, rubber, silicone and other synthetic polymers, according to the company. I'm not sure how well it would work with metal like the Njoy products, though they seem pretty fool proof so I'd probably use it on my Njoy toys, too.

All in all, I kind of wish it didn't have so many chemicals in it, but I feel better about using it when I rinse my toys afterward. Maybe it's a psychological thing, but I feel like I'm rinsing the chemicals off. It's easy to use and it's pretty fool-proof. I don't have to try to remember if it's safe with certain toys or if I'm going to ruin something. I like that my vibe doesn't smell like roses, too. That's just weird.