Chocolate fantasy finger - body paint discontinued by Pipedream - review by Badass

The Chocolate fantasy finger paints is a collection of four edible finger paints from Pipedream. The ideal use of these finger paints is as a form of foreplay. You can use your finger(or your favorite paint brush) to apply to your lovers skin and then lick it off.

Aside from the sexy use, you could also use bit of these paints in your own artwork to make your paintings smell unique and interesting. If using this way, you will need to leave out in the open to dry since these paints do not dry quickly.

It can be used anywhere on the body, but it should never be used in or directly around the vagina.

All of these pots of edible paint have the same consistency. They are not runny or liquid at all, but are instead thick and resemble pudding in texture. They are totally smooth and are not gritty, slimy, or oily. After awhile on skin, it does start to become tacky and somewhat sticky, but it never seemed to fully dry. When applied, using either a finger or paint brush, it glides on easily and stays in place. We did not have any issues with it running or being too globular to make images with.

These paints make it easy to make a mess since they do not dry quickly. You may want to lay down a couple towels to prevent getting it on your sheets or carpet. Should you accidentally get some on your sheets, it will wash out, but it may require a bit of hand scrubbing on your part. We got a bit of the dark brown on our sheets and I used my laundry tooth brush to scrub it before washing and it came totally clean.

Dark Brown- Chocolate Almond
This little pot does smell similar to chocolate when it is opened. The taste does even resemble a chocolate pudding with a hint of cherry, but the after taste of this one is much more similar to chalk than chocolate.

Lighter Brown- Cafe Mocha
The smell of this one reminds me of Twizzlers. Which could be awesome if you are a Twizzlers fan, but my fellow and I are not. It does taste sweet, but it is terrible and has an even worse aftertaste. The best way I can describe this taste is a Twizzler that has been left out of the bag for months in the heat.

Pink- Chocolate Strawberry
I was hoping this one would smell something like cotton candy or something similar, it does not. Instead, it smells like lipstick mixed with a crayon. It tastes remarkably similar to an acrylic paint with a pinch of sugar. The aftertaste is even worse, tasting like straight paint.

Red-Chocolate Raspberry
This one has a very nice smell in my opinion. It has a bold cherry smell, but the taste of this one was equally as bad as the others. It tasted like cherry chap stick and the taste lingers in your mouth. The aftertaste reminds me of plain chap stick.

Note: The second title for each of the pots are what the box calls each paint. They have nothing to do with what I thought of them. You will find that none of my descriptions match up with what each one is called and supposed to taste like.

As paints, these pots worked great. I was able to make pictures on him and him on me. As edible paints, however, these little pots fell very short of our expectations. I wouldn't say I found a favorite pot, but instead I found a least hated taste with the dark brown one.

After use, a shower will be required. Even after my fellow licked what he could off, the portions he licked still had a thin layer of paint. With him I tried harder and continued to lick despite the terrible taste and could not get his skin clean. Using warm water and soap washed it off easily for us.

Not intended for vaginal use and I would steer clear of using it down there at all to keep from any of it getting inside the vagina. Any of it getting inside the vagina could lead to a yeast infection.

The 4 pots of paint come in a 6"x6 1/2"x 1 1/4" box. The box is mostly brown, with "Adult Chocolate Fantasy Body Finger Paints" written on 5 of the 6 panels. On the front panel, the only other writing besides the products name is the "Four Delicious Chocolate Flavors"(quoting the box, they are not delicious at all in my opinion)"Chocolate Strawberry, Cafe Mocha, Chocolate Raspberry, Chocolate Almond". Also stated on this front panel is that the box "contains four .5 oz. containers". The top and both side panels simply state the product name again and that it is a product of Pipedream. The bottom panel of this box is pretty simple, it is just Pipedreams logo, info, and a bar code. Also stated here with Pipedreams info is that this product is "Made in USA" and "Printed in China"
The back panel of this box states the same information as the front but adds clean up instructions and an ingredients list. The cleaning instructions are extremely basic. "Use mild soap and water or lick clean!"
The top panel of this box slides open and through this portion you can remove the box frame with your 4 pots sitting nicely in their own holes. Each pot can be removed and has it's own lid. Each pot has a piece of paper sealed onto the pot itself that you will need to remove. These seals prevent the pots from leaking while being shipped to you and are also a safety precaution.
The easiest way to store these pots of paint is in the original packaging.

The ingredients for this product are not listed on the Eden product page so I am going to type them all in in this portion.
Ingredients:Water(aqua), Glycerin, Canola Oil, Starch, Flavor, Sorbitan Oleate, Water, Polysorbate 60, Cetcaryl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, Cetyl Alcohol, PEG-100 Stearate, Methylparaben, Titanium Dioxide , Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Propylparaben, Citric Acid.
May Contain: Caramel, Yellow 5, Red 40, Red 33 & Blue 1.

I could not find a web site regarding Cetcaryl Alcohol. I thought perhaps I was typing it in wrong, but it is the exact same spelling as on the box. If you know of another name for it or know of a site speaking on it, I would greatly appreciate you letting me know.

Water is mentioned twice, kind of odd right?

These were part of the "Sexy Party" I threw for my fellow's birthday. Of the many things we played with, these were the least fun. Painting each other in itself was very fun, but when we tried to lick it off we discovered how terrible they all tasted and it put a bit of a damper on the mood. Even the portions we did attempt to lick clean left behind some color and we required a shower.

I hate to write a totally negative review, but these really did suck. After my experience with these, I would not recommend them to anyone. Unless I really didn't like the person and wanted them to have a non-sexy time.