Vita - sex toy by EdenFantasys - review by CuriousFun

My clit seems to be rather close to my vaginal opening, and I've found that I sometimes have trouble positioning more bulky vibrators on my clitoris while I'm using an internal toy in my vagina. I was on the lookout for a low-profile clit toy that would be easier to maneuver into position while still being able to provide powerful stimulation, and it looked like the Vita might fit the bill. I also liked that it came with attachments (I'm a big fan of toys that can provide a variety of sensations), as well as the fact that it's waterproof, rechargeable, and made from safe materials (silicone for the handle and attachments, and hard, smooth plastic for the business end of the toy).

The Vita arrived with several other purchases from Eden in the usual innocent-looking brown shipping box. The sender is listed as "Web Merchants, Inc." (that's also what will appear on your credit card statement), so you don't have to worry about nosey neighbours, housemates, or kids knowing what's in your package and judging you for it. The Vita itself was contained in a plain white cardboard box, with the Vita and its attachments seated in a molded plastic insert. A white USB magnetic charging cable is also included. The box is quite small and relatively sturdy, so it can be used for storage. Normally I recycle product boxes and keep my toys in plastic bags to save space, but the somewhat delicate nature of the Vita, combined with the compactness of its box, has led me to hang on to this particular box and use it for storage, at least for the time being. I worry that the thin neck of the Vita could get damaged or broken if I just tossed it into my toybox in a plastic baggie.

Like virtually all the toys I've received from Eden, the Vita arrived with a charge, so upon removing it from its box, I was able to turn it on and check out its functions. This toy is roughly the size of an electric toothbrush, except without the actual toothbrush part. It has three buttons. The middle one is the power button, which turns the toy on when you hold it down for a few seconds (and also turns the toy off when held for a few seconds). The top and bottom buttons are up and down arrows, which control the intensity of the Vita's vibrations. This little guy doesn't have any patterns, but he does have quite a few levels of intensity to choose from (I think I counted 7). The vibrations are quite intense, even on the lowest setting, and have a surprising amount of rumble for such a small toy. The Vita comes with two attachments made from extremely soft, flexible pink silicone. One is a cute sort of cartoon-looking bunny with long, flexible ears that quiver and tremble, and the other looks a bit like a miniature tongue, with some nubs and ridges on it for extra stimulation. The attachments are very easy to attach and remove, but they seem secure when they're attached to the toy; I don't see them flying off during use or anything like that.

All in all, I was very impressed with the operation of the Vita and was excited to take it for a spin. I could feel some vibration in my hand through the handle, but it didn't seem too bad. The lowest settings were pretty quiet, and although it did get louder as the intensity increased, even the highest intensity wasn't TOO loud (I don't think it could be heard through a wall or closed door, though full disclosure, I didn't actually check). The only thing that slightly annoyed me was the fact that when you first turn it on, it seems to start off on a medium-intensity setting. I'd prefer that it started out on the lowest intensity, but it's not really that big a deal. Just remember to turn it on first and get it to the setting you want before holding it to your sensitive spots.

Box, plastic insert, and charger (just fyi, the little "Vita" label is something I added myself, the box itself is totally plain except for a barcode on the back):


With attachments and a standard Bic lighter for scale:


With bunny attachment:


Buttons:

Before settling down to try out my new toy, I charged it fully, then took it off to the bathroom sink for a quick wash. I clean my toys with toy cleaner and rinse with warm water, but mild soap and water would also suffice. Since the silicone attachments don't contain any mechanical parts, you could boil those if you felt the need to sterilize them (not sure I'd put them in the dishwasher, just because they're so small). You can also wash them with alcohol or a 5-10% bleach solution to sanitize them. However, the Vita itself should not be boiled (it would ruin its mechanics), and since the "business end" is plastic (which is slightly porous), I'd advise sticking to toy cleaner and/or soap and water (also, if you intend to share this toy with someone to whom you are not already fluid-bonded, it's advisable to either have them use it with the silicone attachments, which can be easily sterilize, ruining it, and you can also take it with you in the shower, bath, pool, etc.

Once my new toy was charged and cleaned, I settled back on my bed with my new friend, propped up on a pile of pillows in a sort of half-seated missionary position (my preferred and most comfortable position when I'm playing with myself), I tried out the lowest setting without the attachments, just to see what it felt like. YOWZA, does this little guy pack a punch! I actually found that even on the lowest setting, it was a little too intense for my clit right off the bat, so next I tried the tongue-like attachment on the lowest setting, and that felt much better. While the vibrations travel well through the silicone and the flexible tongue sort of flickers and oscillates, the squish of the silicone does seem to cushion the vibrations just enough to make for a slightly gentler experience, which was a relief (I need strong clitoral stimulation to actually reach orgasm, but I can't handle super intense vibration right out of the gate, I need to sort of work my way up to it). The mini-tongue felt amazing! It was just the right size to hit the spot perfectly, and I found that I really enjoyed the feeling of the small nubs and ridges. I could feel them just enough to appreciate them.

I swapped out for the bunny attachment, to see how that felt. The quivering ears felt wonderful on my lady bits, although I found that the way the ears are splayed so wide apart made it a little difficult to get them to "hug" my clit. I had better luck just angling one ear on my clit, or by positioning the bunny's face on my clit and having the ears tickle the area near my vagina opening. I also found that the bunny attachment felt great on other parts of my body, like my nipples, inner thighs, stomach, perineum, and the outside of my anus. There really wasn't any part of my body that couldn't be teased and pleased by those soft, trembling ears! Although I don't currently have anyone to play with, I can see this being a great couple's toy, with the way you could sensually tease any part of your lover's body.

Ultimately, however, I decided that while the bunny attachment was awesome for other body parts, the tongue-like attachment is what my clit liked best, so I swapped back out for that attachment and decided to try for an orgasm. To help things along, I pulled up a sexy story on my phone, and went back and forth between using the Vita to tease my nipples and my clit with the oscillating mini-tongue. Within a few minutes, I was quite aroused, so I abandoned my nipples and my phone and focused the tip of the tongue on my clit. I dragged it across my vaginal opening a few times to spread some of my girly juice over my clitoris and vulva, then placed the tongue back on my clit and began to slowly ramp up the intensity. It felt lovely, but it was also making me crave some internal stimulation, so I pulled out my Dual Density Silicone Dildo and added it to the party. I didn't have any trouble positioning the Vita with a dildo in my vagina, and I found it very easy to manipulate both toys. Holding the Vita to my clit while thrusting that soft, realistic-feeling dildo in my pussy felt amazing, and it only took a minute or two before I felt a climax wash over me.

I did notice that the vibrations of the Vita tend to get bogged down a little when you press it too firmly against your body, so if you're the sort of person who needs pressure on your clit to cum, this toy probably wouldn't be the best option for you. It seems to work best (with or without attachments) when you just hold it lightly to the area you want to stimulate.

I've continued to experiment with the Vita, and with pairing it with various internal toys. It's been performing beautifully at the purpose for which I purchased it! It's extremely easy to slide either the little tongue or the little plastic bulb (without an attachment) into place on my clit, regardless of which internal toy I'm using. It's even easy to use it to add a little extra oomph to some of my rabbits where the clit arm isn't as strong as I'd like. I can just slip it right under the clit attachment, I don't even have to move the clit attachment off to one side. This allows my clit to benefit from the combination of vibrations produced by the two toys, which is awesome! I also love using it on my nipples. For some reason, the vibrations on this toy seem to please my nipples more than any other vibrator I've tried up to this point, and I've found myself using it on my boobs almost as often as I use it on my clit. Both the bunny and the tongue attachments are great for teasing all over the body.

Really the only minor issue I've encountered (besides the fact that it bogs down when you apply too much pressure to it, which isn't such a big problem for me since I don't require clitoral pressure to cum, I just have to remember to keep a light touch) is that even on its lowest setting, it's actually a little more intense than my clit likes right off the bat. This is a powerful little toy! I wish it had maybe one or two lower settings. However, it's not that big a deal, as I can always warm up with something a little less intense, and then move on to the Vita once I'm nice and aroused and craving more intense stimulation. And believe me, once my girly bits are prepared for intense stimulation, this toy delivers!

The most intense vibrations are definitely in the little plastic bulb on the business end of the toy. They travel some down the stem and can be felt moderately in the handle, although I didn't have an issue with my hand going numb or anything.

I haven't orgasmed from using this toy alone (clitoral orgasms are difficult for me without my pussy joining the party), but when I pair it with an internal vibe or dildo, my orgasms are awesome!