Slip On, My Dear, Slip On ...

These five scents are my favorite sampler pack of massage oils. Your skin absorbs the oil without getting too greasy, the scents and five purposes are delicious, and two full ounces last longer than I thought.
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Pros
Cheap, smells great, not too greasy, absorbs well
Cons
Carrying case breaks, bottles tend to leak
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review
Kama Sutra's sampler five pack of massage oils made my day. Usually when I see "sample pack," I shy away—who wants disposable, messy, slippery little one-use bottles? Well, each of *these* bottles are two full fluid ounces. In case you have never used massage oils before, two ounces is plenty.

These oils go on sooo smooth, are not greasy, and are not slimy like lube—they are amazing. I am never ashamed to whip these babies out (even half full! What they don't know doesn't hurt them ...) and spice up the night—or day, really. Nothing is better than gliding across your lover's skin with scented massage oil. Also, because the oil is so non-greasy, you have to use more of it than you'd think. In the end, however, this is a plus. Who wants to smooth a small amount of oil on during sexy time to find out they're in a bed of Crisco the rest of the night? No one. The skin absorbs the oil well (which, I might add, is amaaazing for your skin, especially dry skin) so that there is no mess. This ensures that, by the time you're in the mood, you won't be slipping all over each other.

The five scents—Soaring Spirit (Energize), Sweet Almond (Relaxation), Pleasure Garden (Sensual), Serenity (Quieting), and Healing Blend (Harmony)—are great for any mood you are in. My personal favorite is Sweet Almond—it smells classy, subtle, and sexy. These aren't cheap by any means—don't be scared off by the great price. Not only does Sweet Almond de-stress and relax me, it puts me in the mooood! And who isn't in the mood when they're utterly relaxed?

The five bottles come in a handy zip-lock plastic carrying case. The zip-lock broke on the first use, so don't expect to be able to use this for carrying. (They will leak out of their bottles, the sneaky bastards—and bitches!) Be ready by having a plastic baggie or buying your own classy, waterproof carrying case to prevent spills.
Follow-up commentary
Maybe I'm not much of a sensualist, but these massage oils never got used much. Granted, they were good for the price, but if you're a true sensualist, who is looking for some quality contact time, go for a pricier selection.

All the bottles still leaked (I ended up throwing them out) and the plastic pouch's zipper top also broke, so there was no good place to keep them but in Ziploc baggies. It was a nice beginner set for someone who had never bought massage oils before, but I'd definitely spring for one, higher quality bottle next time over five leaky bottles.

The texture is still alright; not too sticky or gross for oils, and easily absorbed into your skin. However, the biggest deal breaker for me was the lack of a steadfast bottle; the last thing I want is a sticky sex drawer.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
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  • Contributor: kelaaa33wish
    Thanks for the good review, shame the case broke right away.
  • Contributor: Airen Wolf
    I like these so much I bought the larger versions of my favorites! I would suggest inexpensive rather than cheap as a description, though. Though these oils have some synthetic components they are very gentle never the less and definitely not cheap in the derogatory sense.
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Jenni Shelton
    TY
  • Contributor: Cherrylane
    Thanks for the update! It's always useful to see how people feel about their investments later on.

    I agree about this product, personally. Kama Sutra makes some good stuff, but I'd go a little higher end than this, if not for the packaging alone as well.
  • Contributor: geliebt
    Thanks for reviewing
  • Contributor: Evol
    interesting
  • Contributor: ILikeShinyThings
    Great review! Leaky bottles seem to be an issue
  • Contributor: Mrs.Tee
    I thought that this company made some fairly good products, too bad that this one didnt suit you. Hopefully you will find something a little better. Thanks for sharing
  • Contributor: BrittaniMaree
    Thank you for sharing your experience with us
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