Dynamic trio motion lotion by Doc Johnson - review by Jessica Elizabeth

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Smells good, but ultimately disappointing.

Disappointing. The smell was enough to give me sour stomach. The taste is very unpleasant and using it requires a shower or bath, not worth your time or money.
Taste, smell, leaky container, and mega-sticky
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Dynamic Trio Motion lotion is a warming, flavored massage lotion; although, the consistency is a lot more like a massage oil. The main ingredient is glycerin, so if you have glycerin allergies as we do, you will have to ensure to keep this in mind. This is not a sexual lubricant, it's a massage oil and especially with so much glycerin make sure not to get it into the vaginal cavity, as it can cause yeast infections.

This is a good product for sensual massage. It does heat up a little bit, but only after a good amount of rubbing. Just putting it on the skin and blowing didn't work for us. I really had to rub it in for blowing on it to work.

There are also several colors in this product: Red 40, Red 33, Yellow 5, Yellow 6, and Blue 1. I'd also keep that in mind for allergy concerns.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Massage
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Back
    • Nipples
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

It's water based, and so pretty runny. On the bottle I got, the dispensing part of the cap is a small, narrow flip-up part that comes out of the cap so that helps so you don't dispense too much. It has the right consistency to just dribble right off your body, so I'd make sure to use a Liberator if you have one, or a towel, something that wouldn't stain.

I have the Passion Fruit flavor, and the color is a nice rich red. What with all the color additives (Red 40, Red 33, Yellow 5, Yellow 6 and Blue 1) I would be very worried about staining.

Because of glycerin being the main ingredient, it does get quite sticky. After a nice massage from D we also had to wash my back. Well, we actually had to wash every part of both of us that the lotion touched. If not, you'd start looking like a fuzz monster with all the stuff that'd be sticking to you: fuzz, fur, random threads.
    • Slick
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

In my opinion, quite disgusting. When sniffing it in the bottle, the smell is the kind that goes right to my stomach, almost creating sour stomach. However from a distance, as when D was using it on my back, it was faint enough to be acceptable.

The flavor ...well, it's fruity but a fake fruity. It's obvious that the flavor is artificial, fake enough to be problematic.

I would not recommend this if what you are wanting is an edible massage product. This product is just edible enough that it's alright if you accidentally get some in your mouth. I would not do it on purpose.
    • Bad smell
    • Bad taste
    • Strong smell


Well, you can massage with it. Friction warms it up and after that if you blow on it it warms up. This really is very pleasant. You absolutely need to wash it off. With so much glycerin it gets stick and you'll collect the random fuzzies that invade everybody's home. I do not believe this will come off with something like a baby wipe. It dries up quite quickly, and then you'll need something like a wash cloth that has a tad bit of abrasion to get it off. I'd also suggest soap.

The best thing about the product is the warming affect. Everything else was disappointing.
    • Allergy concerns
    • Gets sticky
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water


The packaging of my 2 oz bottle is a bit leaky. The cap has a pop up dispensing part that is a little bit leaky. This a great concern because of the sugar content; it could attract bugs. If I keep this at all I'll need to keep it in something else that seals.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Leaky container
    • Messy dispenser


Pretty much every use was disappointing. Though it warmed I barely felt it. It has to be pre-warmed by friction for the blow-on-it-and-it-warms feature; not to mention the stickyness really ruined the sensual experience. While that's alright if you have a post-massage shower/bath planned, it shouldn't be requisite.
Follow-up commentary
Truth be told after a couple days this stuff ended up in the garbage. For us, totally not worth it. Maybe it would work better for someone else; it's always worth trying something.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    Thx! Great review!
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    Good review
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    great review
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    Thanks for the review and insight miss!
  • EmuLove
    Thanks for the review... sounds icky
  • misterazor
    sounds like a bad time. i'm so glad there are reviews...and that people take time to write them. thanks.
  • TransMarc
    How sad. I wanted it because I used massage lotion from EF to massage myself when my muscles were sore, but I prefer to not have to take a shower after that or that it'd be runny.
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