Dynamic trio motion lotion - lotion discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by jubbled

One thing I'm reminded of when comparing Motion Lotion to something else is, cheap knockoff, much like cheap knockoff handbags with a logo of a famous fashion designer but really isn't as high quality. In this case, you really do get what you pay for. The packaging is colorful, so it can attract a lot of newcomers with great ease. What it doesn't do however, is let the user know that the product contains sugar outright, which is a major no-no if you just want to have a lot of fun with each others' naughty bits. Even more disturbing was the fact that the same company also produced a product at some point(not sure if it still exists), called Joy Jelly, which was labeled a flavored lube, but again contained sugar, leaving the under-educated target to find out how bad the product is for their body.

While the purpose of the item is to add some fun flavor to the mix, it makes a mess of things quickly.

One should completely search all of their options before committing to this stuff. It is strongly recommended to search for anything that does not contain sugar for maximized fun.

If you absolutely MUST commit to Motion Lotion, at least take the precaution to have safety sheets nearby to cover your furniture, as it can stain, also, keep it away from genitals to avoid yeast infections.

I have found that Kama Sutra/Shunga Massage Oils for sensual scented massages are great options, for flavorful tasty foreplay, try O'My/Wet flavored lubricants, as they do not contain sugar and therefore are much safer to use and be fairly reckless with. If there has ever been a product to steer clear from, this would be my one choice. For a cheap thrill, couples would be better off getting a flavored lube rather than the mess of goop that comes out of these bottles.

I personally dislike any product that contains sugar in the mix. While I do not enjoy aspartame as a regular product, it at least serves as something far less potentially hazardous and staining.

Motion Lotion annoys me because it looks like fun, but it gets sticky and gooey, has sugar so you need to be careful where you apply it to, as well as be careful if you happen to be diabetic as there is loads of sugar within each concoction. Finally, the fact that this stains your sheets is also a major turn off, I would never consider this product unless for a topping on a dessert.