Zen calm grey marble massager - vibrating head massager discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Fanny

This little vibrating rock is pretty adorable. The design of it is sleek and it really does look like a little shiny stone! The top of it is totally smooth while the underside houses the batteries and the on-off button. Even still, the underside is clean looking and relatively smooth. The button itself turns the toy on/off and toggles between two vibration speeds. The toy is made of hard plastic and is very smooth and shiny. Beyond the novelty of this toy, I found it not particularly mind blowing. The vibrations are rather loud and not very strong. They feel sort of high and buzzy, even on the stronger setting. This toy is designed for full body use and the rounded edges does make it a nice sort of massage tool, but when it comes to using it as a clitoral/genital vibrator, it falls quite short for me. There is no way this could ever get me off. The vibrations are too buzzy, and the hard plastic makes me numb almost immediately. This toy does not appear to be waterproof either, which could have bumped up it's rating a little in my books. It is, however, compatible with whatever lube you like and is very easy to clean.

Like I said, beyond the novelty of the look of this toy, it really doesn't hold up as a vibrating massager. The weight of it also makes it feel cheap (it weighs pretty much nothing). Perhaps if it had a more substantial weight, it would be a better massage tool as well!

Having said all that, it is sort of a fun little toy. I think that perhaps it lends itself more to couples play than to solo masturbation. It's sleek/not overly "IM A SEX TOY" look makes it less intimidating than other toys. This might make it a good introduction toy when bringing sex toys into the bedroom with your partner.