Original masturbating lube - lubricant discontinued by Evolved Novelties - review by KinkyKatieJames

Zero Tolerance: Original Masturbator Lube by Evolved Novelties is marketed for use with a masturbator sleeve. For this purpose, the lubricant works quite well. Moreover, the product is great for hand jobs (whether it's masturbation or with a partner) as well as body massages.

While Zero Tolerance is condom safe (since it's water-based) and claims to be "safe for use with partner", I would not use this product for vaginal intercourse. The reason is, quite simply, the ingredients. The lubricant contains glycerin, which is known to cause UTIs in some women. Since I am very prone to catching UTIs, there was no chance that I would test this product for intercourse. Furthermore, Zero Tolerance contains parabens. While the FDA has not prohibited the use of parabens, many people avoid this ingredient. Several scientific studies have linked the presence of parabens in the human body to cancer. It is important to note, however, that the research has not proven whether or not parabens actually lead to cancer.

As for anal intercourse, I cannot say whether or not this lubricant should be used. Personally, I prefer thick lubes for anal play; Zero Tolerance is too runny for my taste. The same goes for my partner. If you tend to like very liquidy water-based lubricants, Zero Tolerance may work well for you.

Ingredients: Glycerin, Purified Water (Aqua), Sodium Carboxymethyl Cellulose, Propyl Paraben, and Methyl Paraben.

Zero Tolerance: Original Masturbor Lube is clear in color and, since it is runny, looks like a slightly thicker version of water. I guess that isn't too surprising since this product is a water-based lubricant.



When you first squirt this lube into your hand, the liquid won't stay in place. Within seconds, the lube ran between my fingers and slipped onto the floor. Although this was a pain in the butt, I will say that the lube cleaned up easily.

During use, the product is slippery and smooth. It absorbs into the skin quite well without drying. Within thirty minutes, there was no need to reapply the product.

Afterwards, your skin won't feel sticky or greasy whatsoever. My boyfriend said that his skin felt smooth, as if he had applied a light layer of body lotion. Although he did wash up afterwards, he said he didn't feel like he had to rush. With some lubes, the feeling afterwards is uncomfortable, but this wasn't the case with Zero Tolerance.

While Zero Tolerance is not intended to be used as an oral lubricant, I did get a taste of this product. It is slightly sweet, which is understandable based on the ingredient list. I do not suggest you ingest this product if possible.

As far as scent, Zero Tolerance actually reminds me of Aloe Vera. It is a very light smell and shouldn't irritate your sinuses.

Zero Tolerance: Original Masturbator Lube is great for use with sleeves and flesh lights. Being safe for all toys, it is silky smooth and lasts for a pretty long time. In a 30 minute session, my boyfriend did not need to reapply.

Likewise, this lubricant is great for hand jobs. The only downside is that the product is runny, so it may make a bit of a mess. However, since it doesn't get slimy or greasy afterwards, it's not that big of a deal in my opinion. After rubbing my boyfriend, my hands were soft and felt as if I had applied lotion. While my boyfriend wiped himself off, I decided to keep the product on my hands.

Since I enjoyed the way that the product felt on my skin, I decided to try using it for a body massage. In this case, the runny quality was a major benefit; it was easy to spread the lube over large areas with only a little bit of liquid. Once again, my skin felt smooth and hydrated after both giving and receiving a massage.

Zero Tolerance: Original Masturbator Lube comes in three sizes: 1 fluid ounce, 2 fluid ounces, and 4 fluid ounces. I purchased the 4 fl oz container.

The packaging isn't very discreet. Not only does the wording make it clear the purpose of the product, there is a picture of a monkey who appears to be masturbating his tail. I found it to be silly and my partner laughed at it. However, some may find it unpleasant or even offensive. If that is the case, you can actually peel the label off of the bottle.



To open the container, all you have to do is twist the cap in a counter clockwise direction. Squeeze the bottle and lubricant will come pouring out. To close the bottle, simply turn the cap to the right.

Before you use Zero Tolerance for the firs time, you will need to completely remove the cap and remove the foil wrapper. It actually comes off quite easily. Once the foil has been peeled away, you're ready to go!