Crazy Girl wanna be wild - clitoral gel by Classic Erotica - review by SMichelle

Intense...? Am I missing something?

I had really high hopes for this product, but I just couldn't feel a thing from it. I'm not sure why; I guess it just wasn't compatible with my body. Despite the fact that it didn't work for me, I would still say that it's worth a try, especially since it is priced so low.
Affordable, Easy to use, Nice scent, Cute bottle, Not tested on animals
Packaging isn't discreet, May not work for everyone, Small size, Contains glycerin
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This product can be used by basically any female out there; beginner or advanced. That being said, if you have an allergy to glycerin, I would recommend that you stay away from this one.

If you don't have an issue with the ingredients, this product can be applied to both the clitoris and the g-spot. If you wanted, you could even apply it to your nipples or anal opening. It's meant to enhance the blood flow to the area that it's applied to, producing an enjoyable sensation. Unfortunately, it won't work as intended for everyone that tries it; it didn't work for me at all.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This gel is super easy to dispense, what with the simple pump style top. The pump makes it so that you're unlikely to dispense too much of the gel at once, which means that you won't waste as much of the product as you may with another style bottle cap.

The gel itself is very thick and creamy initially, so it's not runny. In fact, it stays right where you put it without a problem. As you start to rub it onto the area you want, the gel does become a bit thinner, as it starts to be absorbed into your skin. Once you rub the gel in, the gel becomes a bit silky feeling, which is really lovely.

The gel does not feel sticky or greasy at all. In fact, it leaves my skin feeling smooth even after playtime is over with.

Taste / Aroma

I was a little surprised by the scent of this product. It's a very sweet smell, and it kind of reminds me of cinnamon. It's not a bad scent by any means; I was just expecting this product to be odorless, so it was a surprise to me. The scent does linger a lot, which I was a little disappointed by, mostly as it's just not my favorite smell in the world.

I was also surprised to find that this product does have a taste to it. It's listed as being unflavored, but I could certainly detect a taste when I licked my fingers after I had rubbed the product in. It tastes a little bit spicy, in my opinion. Again, it's not a bad taste, but it might not please everyone.


Okay, so here's the thing... the performance of this product will vary with each individual that uses it. Some people will (and have) found that it lasts a very long time, and produces an amazing feeling. Others, like me, will find that it does nothing at all.

I, personally, only felt a very brief cooling sensation before everything completely faded away. So, I would say that it didn't last very long at all for me.

While I didn't really get any pleasure at all from this product, I also didn't feel the need to wash it off. It kind of slowly absorbs into your skin, so there's no real reason to wash it off. If you do decide that you want to anyway, you could wash it off with just soap and water.


The only packaging for this product was the little container itself. The bottle is pretty cute; it's white/clear with pink writing, which I think is just adorable. The bottle has a decent amount of information on it, including what's in it, cautions about the product, and instructions on how to use the product.

I, personally, would not feel comfortable leaving the bottle sitting out on my dresser when company was coming over. It is very clearly labeled as an orgasm gel, and it wouldn't take long for anyone to figure out what it was.

While not discreet, the packaging is travel friendly as it's small and leak-proof. Since the bottle only contains 1oz, you could take this on an airplane with you (just so long as you put it in a Ziploc baggie with your other liquids).

Personal comments

The ingredients are as follows:
Water (Eau), Glycerin, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Citrus Grandis (Grapefuit) Seed Extract, Eugenia Caryophllus (Clove) Leaf Oil, Polysorbate 20, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Disodium EDTA

Yes, that's right -- it does contain glycerin, so you might not want to use this if you're prone to yeast infections.


I really wanted to be able to like this, but it just did nothing for me.

I initially applied about a dime size amount to my clitoris. I felt a very brief cooling sensation, but then there was nothing at all. The cooling sensation lasted less than a minute. Thinking that I might not have applied enough, I applied some more. Nothing. No cooling sensation, no intense thrill. Just nothing. I applied even more, thinking maybe I still didn't put enough on. Nothing. At this point, I gave up.

A few days later, I pulled it out and tried again. This time, I first tried leaving it on, without rubbing it into my clitoris -- nothing. Then, I tried rubbing it in, which resulted in a brief cooling sensation and than nothing at all.

Curious, I decided to try applying this to my g-spot. Sadly, the effects were the same; I didn't feel a thing.

Wanting this to work for me, I even applied it to the exterior of my anus, thinking maybe it would at least provide a thrill that way. Nope... nothing.

I'm not sure if I'm just "broken," or what. This product seems to have worked so well for others, but it didn't do anything for me.

On the plus side, though, it didn't make me itch and burn, which is a good thing.
Follow-up commentary
No matter how many times I try this, it just does nothing for me. It's a shame, too, because I had such high hopes for this product.
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  • sunnyc
    Great review. Think I may try this one.
  • js250
    Wonderful review--gotta pass, though!!!
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Thanks for sharing, I will pass on this.
  • wicked48
    Great review! Thanks!
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