Hot + Sexy warming lubricant by Doc Johnson - review by J's Alley


These are a novelty item at best. They don't warm like they claim, the taste is horrendous and the thickness is a joke with no staying power. They are more sugar than water based in my opinion and serve no purpose. You would be better off using saliva. I am being generous with 2 stars (one because it can lubricate for a second, and one because it does warm the tongue for four seconds...but not your lady bits).
No, just no. Maybe you can use them as a coffee flavor or something.
Way too many to count... SUGAR based, thin, bitter, doesn't warm.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
J and I tried this, but I ended up showering it all away because of the taste. Aside from Vanilla this whole set is one gross fake fruit fest. J refused to do anything once he tried watermelon and I was totally stuck.
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  • ~LaUr3n~
    Well then...seeing that I hate vanilla...I would have ZERO fun with this. Great review.
  • P'Gell
    They sound HORRID! Glycerin? Flavoring? SUGAR? Bleash.

    Not in a million years. Not only do I hate anything flavored during sex (unless it's natural sexual fluids from either of us) but the additives in these "lubes" are just downright dangerous.

    Thanks for the warning.

  • TheSexista
    WOW, sorry you did not have a good experience. I have not found many flavored items that actually are ok.
  • J's Alley
    I try to avoid flavors...I figured I would be open minded....BAD IDEA. I was being generous with 2 stars.
  • darthkitt3n
    Cinnamon cappuccino sounds pretty good now, though probably not with this stuff. Great review
  • J's Alley
    @darthkitt3n ~ HAHAHA! Now I want one too

    Seriously though, please folks, I wouldn't put these in coffee.
  • Airen Wolf
    Ergh just wrong! Thanks for taking one for the team!
  • Jobthingy
    EEP! My bits just cringed I think after reading what is in there
  • Not here
    Blech! I'm sorry these were so terrible, but great review nonetheless!
  • Kayla
    PEACOCK! Seriously. That music was catchy. Loved the comparison.
  • J's Alley
    Thanks, I couldn't resist!
  • kittychilla
    wow. that music. XD
  • Procaine
    Thank you for trying it so I won't have to!
  • Rosen Rot
    Thank you for the review and video~!
  • BlooJay
    Great review!
  • xOhxSoxScandalousx
    Lovely review.
  • Rod Ronald
    Thanks for the review
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  • Marie Hanna
    Nice review.
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