Lick me licker tasty gel kit - lubricant discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by I'll Miss You EF :(

I'm going to try to use my normal review template that I use for lubricants with this kit. The first part will be just a description of the flavors and the rest will be based on my overall experience.

I wanted this kit to be wonderful. I bought this kit for the first time a few years ago in spencer's and tried it with my girlfriend at the time, I remember us not liking it that much, and when I found it again I couldn't resist giving it a second shot.

Spicy Cinnamon: This was my girlfriend's favorite. It turned out being my favorite the second time. It has not a spicy flavoring but it does smell like the altoids' do. It brought back memories of my girlfriend, and my boyfriend said it tasted pretty good. I found that It didn't have such an awful aftertaste as some of the other flavors.

Tropical Fruit: Nastiest flavor by far. The "gel" feel in your mouth is even more noticeable when you can't taste anything to cover it up. This flavor is reminiscence to scented hair gel. My boyfriend wouldn't even try this one after smelling it.

Juicy Raspberry: I tried this one after I tried the strawberry. Strawberry was amazing so I hoped raspberry would be good too. It wasn't too bad. It tasted kind of like sugar free jam. My boyfriend really liked this one. He said it was the best tasting of the bunch.

Luscious Strawberry: My favorite the first time, a close second the second time. It has a sweet flavoring that is SO much better than its scent. To me the strawberry tastes like strawberry syrup that you get to pour over your ice cream. It has "gel" taste too so it you can stand a wierd aftertaste then you could enjoy this flavor.

Wild Cherry: A close runner up for last place. Like think cough syrup. This one had me gagging and wanted to vomit. Gross!


Hand Jobs: Trying to give a hand job with this is like trying to give a hand job with grape jelly. Don't try it!

Blow Job: For the flavors that don't make want to vomit (cinnamon & strawberry) giving a blow job wasn't too awful bad. It leaves you VERY sticky so unless you only plan on giving head and then having to scrub some jam off yours/your partners penis, don't try this.

Female Hand Jobs (Fingering): Don't try it! See (hand jobs)

Female Blow Job: Pretty much the same thing as (blow job) except there are some really funky ingredients inside of these gels, that you might not want to put near your private parts if you are prone to yeast infections.

Vaginal/Anal/Toy Sex: This isn't meant to be used as a lubricant and probably shouldn't go inside of your body so skip trying to use this as lubricant for sex. Especially for anal.

Overall I won't buy these again, they weren't fun to play with and I don't want to every use them again!


ingredients: Water (Aqua), Glycerin,Flavor (Aroma), Potassium Acesulfame, Carbomer, Sodium Hydroxide, Diazolidinyl rea, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, May Contain Caramel.

Upon transporting these to my BF's house, one of them exploded in my car. I hate you lick me licker tasty gel. It stains.