Wet heating massage lotion - lubricant by Wet Lubricants - review by MrSinister

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This Lotion Will Make You Speak Gibberish

If you're looking to add more products into your "Fun Time" category, get this warming lotion. The flavors are potent and tasty, and the warming sensation will make your toes curl. Playing with this product resulted in the best sex I've had in weeks, so of course I'm going to recommend it!!
The warming sensation is not too hot - Just Right.
The flavors are true to their name.
Kind of sticky afterwards. Other than that, no cons at all!
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This warming massage lotion is designed for massage, foreplay and oral sex. You spread the lotion on your partner, lick it up, blow on it to add warmth, and mostly enjoy the fun.

The product is a combination of massage lotion and lubricant, so it can be used for sex. However, one taste will have you licking it all up, so there may not be any left when it's time for the sex to begin.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Massage
    • Mood enhancer
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The product is a thick, smooth-yet-sticky liquid that warms upon contact. If you blow some hot breath onto it, the heat rises. It starts off smooth, but will quickly get sticky after exposure to air. As long as you keep rubbing/licking, you won't run into any stickiness.
    • Sticky
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

The aroma is faint, but the taste is not. I purchased the watermelon flavor and it tastes like a Jolly Rancher! It's sweet, potent, and very tasty.

So much so, I couldn't help myself. When I started licking, I forgot all about my partner and just concentrated on the tastes. She didn't mind, since I was still hitting all the right spots.
    • Light smell
    • Strong taste


This is where it gets fun.

The taste is fantastic. My girlfriend loves oral, but loves it even more when she has a tasty lube to play with. She was, well, very enthusiastic thanks to this product.

But it gets better. Voracious partner plus a warming sensation? Wow. Just, well, yeah. Wow.

Halfway though playtime, English became a foreign language to me. I started speaking gibberish, and all she could do was smile and enjoy the watermelon flavor.

Afterward, I felt extremely sticky. There is no sugar in this product, yet I felt like I rolled around in maple syrup. A quick shower took care of the sticky feelings, as this product washes off easily.
    • Gets sticky

Personal comments

Sometimes, you just want to make love.

Sometimes, you want to have sex.

Sometimes, you want to fuck.

And sometimes, you want to play.

This product is PERFECT for playtime. It's tasty, the warming sensation is fantastic, and it will keep you smiling. The packaging comes with a decent amount of product, yet I have a feeling I'm going to be going through this bottle fairly quickly.
Follow-up commentary
I go through this product quickly. I'm almost out, and you better believe I'll be reordering it!

There's awesome, there's super-awesome, and then there's this. Buy it! NOW!
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  • Antipova
    Sounds like an awesome addition to playtime! I could see it being a lot of fun on the breasts, since I'm scared of getting sweets too close to my vagina itself.
  • Kitka
    Great review, thanks for sharing.
  • MrWishyWashy
    Good job, thanks for the review!
  • Pink Jewel
    Nice review
  • K101
    Awesome review! Thank you for sharing your experience. Loved that! I have used different Wet flavors. Love the grape, but a few years back I had a warming flavor and absolutely adored the stuff! It always taste great, but was a bit sticky. Still, I'll sacrifice and be sticky. It's worth it. Lol. Thanks for the review! I'm going to HAVE to get some more of this stuff. It's been years since I've used it.
  • Allstars316
    Great review
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    Thanks for the review
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  • Entropy
    Thanks for your review
  • Michele
    Great review! Thank you for sharing.
  • megan1987
    thank you!
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