Lace long sleeved bodystocking - crotchless bodystocking by DreamGirl - review by Nirelan

First off, I'd like to just say that I'm not a lingerie wearer. The closest I get is wearing the cotton night gown that my mother in law gave me a couple years ago. So, this was a really weird and new experience for me and my man.

When I got the package it was like a typical pantyhose package, it was black with white font that said "Dreamgirl" on the front above a picture of a plus sized model wearing the lingerie. Under her it says, "One size fits most Queen, Black" and the weight of the package. Now this model makes this thing look GREAT, not so much the case with me, but I'll get to that in a bit. On the back of the package is a picture of the same model from behind in the lingerie, again looking fabulous. Above her it says "Dreamgirl" again and "Lace long sleeved bodystocking with open crotch (Thong not included)". Under her it says again the size and the material with which its made, which is 100% Nylon. I found the package to non discreet because of the photos of the model wearing the product, it was also a small package (no bigger than 10 or 12 inches in height and 5 or 6 inches in width and very flat).

When I opened the package I had to unfold the lingerie from around a small piece of cardboard that was shoved into the leg of the stocking, I had to be very careful as to how I pulled it out, I was afraid of snagging the material. Once I got it out I had a time of trying to figure out how to get it on. Like I said earlier, this sort of thing just isn't my thing, but I was willing to try this for my man. Once I figured out the up from the down I got my legs into the leg portion of the stocking, kind of. Apparently I am not what they consider a queen size. I had a hell of a time getting the stockings all the way up my legs, my thighs were the hardest part. After a couple of minutes trying to figure out if I was doing something wrong or just too fat I realized that I was TOO TALL! I am about 5'10 1/2" tall and the part where it opens up for the crotch was about 3 or 4 inches down my thigh, but I kept going like a trooper.

I pulled the torso portion of the stocking up over my stomach without a problem, but when I tried to put my arms into the arms section again I was reminded of how tall I was. I got my hands all the way through, but in the arm pit section it was away from my body. I'm sure many of you have tried on clothes that were just not the right fit in the arm pit because your shoulders were too large, well that is exactly what happened with me. Also, the split down the front that is supposed to go down your chest, well in the photos on the package it shows it going down just between the breasts of the model, but on me it went down damned near to my belly button proving to me again that this was meant for a shorter person. I didn't measure all my features before ordering this piece of lingerie, maybe I should have, so before ordering this look at this size chart and measure yourself to make sure you can fit this. Size Chart
Here are my measurements for comparison to the chart or yourself:

thigh 27 1/2"
waist 46"
hips 48"
torso 23"
leg 36 "
bust 46"

Now I'm standing in front of my full length mirror trying to decide whether I should laugh or cry! I looked nothing like that model. It was an epic fail. I looked like a giant trying on something half my size. Think of Chris Farley, "Fat man in a little coat!". I thought maybe I would get hot wearing it, but it was actually pretty airy and comfortable on my skin.

The material of this piece of lingerie is nylon. I couldn't find much on allergies to nylon, but many people are allergic to many things, so use caution before purchasing if you have many allergies. You will want to hand wash this product. How to handwash

Overall quality of this product is fairly good, I didn't have any snags even with my nails catching in a couple places while putting it on. I would recommend this piece of lingerie to anyone that would be willing to wear it. Other than it not fitting me it was flawless.

I didn't actually wear this during any sexual activities, after seeing myself in that mirror I decided to not let my man have to witness that....I could hear the snickering already. (Mostly because I was snickering pretty loudly). I did however like the huge butterflies all over it though, oh, wait, what? Those aren't butterflies? Those are supposed to be small bows?! Maybe I'll have better luck next time.