Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Polka Dot Bikini!

When the Erotique polka dot bikini set arrived it was in rather cheap plastic packaging. The first thing I noticed and showed to my husband before I even opened it was that the model on the front had absolutely no boobs. I immediately thought, "Oh no, it's not going to fit." The front of the package says Erotique Polka Dot Bikini and it is made by Cal Exotics. The back lists the contents as "sexy, stretchy, comfortable G-string bikini and halter." Then it says "one size fits most." The material information on the back of the box is as follows: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex, 79% Polyester, and 21% Elastic.







Since this bra and panties set are made of polyester, it is very comfortable and smooth. It feels slick and cool against your skin. The pattern on the fabric is absolutely adorable and I love the colors! There are three cute little bows – one in between the breasts, one above the G-string, and one on the front of the mini-skirt. They look really cute and definitely add to the beauty of the bikini. However, in my opinion, the one in between the breasts doesn't sit evenly and is a bit too big for where it is placed. The halter top is made of elastic and is continuous so there are no ties to mess with. You simply slip it over your head and around your back. This makes it very quick and easy to put on and take off.





The worst thing about this outfit is that it is extremely small. It barely fit me. I cannot believe it was actually advertised as one size fits most. It barely would fit anyone! My measurements are 36C with 34 inch hips and everything pops out. Literally everything. My vagina was even hanging out of the thong. I was disappointed that the G-string is advertised as "comfortable" because the string went completely up the front of my hoo-ha. There is not enough fabric on this to cover anything. My boobs are hardly contained by the top.





Even though I was disappointed with the fit and lack of support-it does look very, very cute when I am wearing it. It's just a bit uncomfortable. I usually just suck it up and wear it for my honey because he seems to like it. He loves the fact that he can just pull out whatever he wants when he wants to play with it!

Care for this set is very easy, I machine washed and everything was fine.

I really liked the look of this set, but you have to be super small to actually enjoy this outfit and have it fit comfortably. Honestly, if it hadn't been free to review, I wouldn't have paid money for it and I probably won't recommend it to many. Buyer beware!

This undies set is still very adorable and my husband loves when I wear them. I still feel totally unsupported but it's a very fun outfit to wear around the house for a little tease.