Cave girl - costume discontinued by Coquette - review by AndroAngel

I requested the Sexy Cavewoman costume in the S/M size because I thought I'd have a little fun with it. It is really amusing prank lingerie, and setting a playful atmosphere can lead to a lot of fun in the sack. The cut and design of the costume has some potential, too, if only it didn't look and feel so cheap.
The costume itself comes with a plastic club, a pair of leg warmers, a tube dress, a wrap skirt, and a bikini-esque wrap top. The garment pieces are all made out of a 95% polyester 5% spandex blend, except the faux-fur on the leg warmers. The care instructions say that the costume should be hand-washed and line dried.

The first thing I learned about the costume is that the plastic club squeaks like a dog toy, which was a really fun touch. My lover and I watched a violent TV show and took turns squeaking it whenever someone got hit.

The leg warmers are 13 inches long from the top of the trim to the bottom of the leg warmer, and 11 inches around the top, not including the laces which allow them to expand considerably. They taper to 9 inches at the bottom.

The skirt connects with 4 pieces of velcro, and the distance from the center of one piece of velcro to the center of the corresponding piece is 33 inches, if the skirt is overlapped properly. The distance from the waist to the tip of the longest edge of the skirt is 28 inches. The top edge of the skirt is the only edge that is hemmed, giving it a very unfinished look, and increasing the amount of wear it is likely to suffer. The unfinished edges are easy to rip.

The tube dress is a tube of indefinite top and bottom made of a leopard print fabric. It's meant to be worn under the rest of the outfit. However, to it's detriment, the dress practically has to be rolled on and it has the same abrasive properties as sand paper. The extreme roughness of the fabric did, however, aid it in staying in place. It is 24 inches top to bottom, 35 inches around what I assume is the bottom, and 25 inches around the top.

The bikini style top is a very unusual design, made to be wrapped in such a way that wearing it is akin to solving a puzzle. I admit, I may be exaggerating a bit on that one, once you figure out which pieces of fabric are meant to be the arm holes, and tie the appropriate knots, then you'll be fine. The two pieces of leopard print sandpaper closest to the edge on either side tie together to form the arm holes. The entire thing is 28 inches long, not counting the ribbon that should be wrapped around your torso once or twice, but it had a lot of give to it as well. The cups are 7 inches tall and 8 inches wide. Once again, there is a lack of hemming on the ribbons that form the arm holes, bit the rest of the piece is hemmed.

All in all, I think the idea was an entertaining one, but it was poorly executed, This lingerie makes for a great joke item, or a great costume for fans of the Flintstones, but I would label the tube-dress unwearable. I recommend either wearing pasties underneath or wearing the rest of the costume without it.