7 Levels of Vibrations.......7 Levels of Disappointment

This toy was a major let down. It worked with the remote perfectly, but was boring. Little shocks when it was turned on and then numbness after about 2 minutes, where is the fun in that? I give it 2 stars, because the actual vibrations were nice and it worked wirelessly inside of me well.
7 different vibrations, quiet, strong for a toy its size
Boring, makes you go numb, cloth string retrieval cord
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This toys is best used with couples. It is suppose to be a fun toy that the women discreetly wears out while her partner has control of the various vibration levels. There is a 15 foot range in which the remote will transmit and the egg will pick up. It is good to use in the bed room or when you go out.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • On a bed only
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The material of the toy is a nice material. It is silky and smooth without it being mushy. The remote matches the material.

The actual egg and remote had no real odor when removed from the package, which was nice since most toys come smelling a little bit.

It was not porous and took very little lube to slide right in.

There is one MAJOR flaw to the material, there is a string located on the end of the egg, similar to a tampon string (sorry to be so crude, but that is what it reminded me of) that is made out of cloth. It does not come off at all. When the egg is inserted you are bound to get it wet from either lube or bodily fluids (I know I did), and there is no way to really clean it. Wash it over and over, but it ends up being stiff and gross. I do not understand why they would use cloth material instead of plastic.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design is simple. There is not much you can mess up when it comes to an egg. It is a little fatter then normal eggs, but you have to be able to walk around freely without worrying about it falling out.

There is a clear 'on' button located at the top of the egg where the string is located. It has a faint light right under the plastic.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The controls of this toy are simple and easy. The egg has a clear 'on' button which I believe is also the sensor. While inserting you have to make sure you know which direction the button is pointing, because that is the only way the remote will pick up a signal. I didn't have any other issues with it picking up a signal though.

The variation on the vibrator are great. They are each different and easy to tell apart. The vibrator is strong for a toy this size. I have no complaints about the vibrations.

It does get boring though, after using it for a little while. It losses its appeal rather quickly, actually quicker then you would expect from a toy with 7 different vibration settings.

On an added note, the egg DOES NOT work without the remote, it has no way of being used just as an egg without the remote, SO KEEP TRACK OF THE REMOTE.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

The toy is super easy to take care of. Water and soap does the job, except on the cloth string. It does not want to get clean (maybe I am just OCD though). Storage is easy too. The base on which the egg charges is a bit large, but they can all go back in the box it came in and be stored in that. It is just a cardboard box, but does fit everything perfectly and keeps it altogether.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Personal comments

More advanced toy users will need more then simple vibrations. I did. I realized rather quickly that the toy, while it was a nice jolt when the toy started after about 3 minutes, I went numb even while changing the settings. It didn't stimulate my clit at all, no matter how I shifted. My g-spot was so numb from it, that by the time I went to take it out I could barely feel it. I realized I enjoy movement mimicking sex more so then straight vibrations. Some people enjoy this, but if you were expecting vibrations like a normal vibrator (like I was), then you won't get it. The vibrations strengths and patterns were great, but the egg sits in one spot that whole time, even while trying to kegel it around. It was not fun and was a huge let down for my husband and I. He was disappointed because he could tell I wasn't getting anything from it and aside from pressing the button over and over there wasn't much for him to participate in.
Follow-up commentary
This toy is still not worth using. I tried it as just a bullet and it is too awkward to control with it being wireless.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: SiNn
    awesoem review ty seems abit price for a cloth string removal
  • Contributor: K101
    Oh no! What a serious let down. Perfect review though! I am just shocked that the string is not silicone or something that can be cleaned! WTF were they thinking? Lol. Also, for the price I totally would expect the cord to be clean-able. Lol. The material would soak up things, harbor bacteria no mattter how many times you clean it and then eventually it wouldn't even be safe to use. I was hoping this would have turned out to be a good one, but with the crappy vibes, I'll def. pass! I wonder if that retrieval cord could just be cut off? That would at least help to ease your mind about the thing collecting bacteria and stuff. Then again, by the sounds of it you probably won't be jumping for joy to use this one very often. Lol. That's a bummer. I guess there's always others to try, but I've not found many that have good reviews. It seems most won't pick up when inserted and then there finally is one that will pick up and wouldn't you know the vibrations would be crappy! Ugh. That's frustrating lol. Sorry I've started to rant and I'm not even the one who had to be let down by it! Lol.

    Great review though WetJenn.
  • Contributor: Miss Anonymous
    Thanks for the reivew! I enjoyed reading it.
  • Contributor: GONE!
    A cloth string does seem rather icky. =/ This was a great review, thanks!
  • Contributor: Caprieclipse
    thank you for the good review!!
  • Contributor: BuckeyeGal04
    Good mention of the egg not being able to work without the remote. That would be nice "just in case".
  • Contributor: Iron Man
    Bluuuh, a cloth string! That's really unfortunate. :/ Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: blacklodge
    I would most definitely lose the remote.
  • Contributor: FHeemz
    Sorry to hear you didnt like this. =/
  • Contributor: Princess Zelda
    thank you for sharing
  • Contributor: Alyona
    thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: annalee15
  • Contributor: 0990
    thanks for the review. im disappointed. ive been wanting this one. :/ thanks!
  • Contributor: PassionCpl
    Sorry to read this. I'm surprised that you can't control the egg without the remote amongst other things.
  • Contributor: Real or memorex
    Thanks for the review! That's too bad about the cord - I can't believe string was chosen for that.
  • Contributor: Badmew
    thanks for the info! Too bad it wasn't great
  • Contributor: vanilla&chocolate
    Thanks so much for the review!
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