Warm-n-glow - wand massager by Cal Exotics - review by Purpleladybug

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A Glowing Disappointment!

All in all, this toy works better as a neck and back massager or a fun night light than as a sex toy.
Glows in the Dark.
Not strong enough.
Only two settings.
Does not get warm enough.
A little loud.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


I really did have high hopes for the Warm-N-Glow Massager and was sadly very let down. This toy seems like it has it all with its flexible head, its ability to warm up, and its ability to glow in the dark. While this toy does indeed have a flexible head and glows in dark, it sadly did not provide the heat and orgasmic vibrations that I had desperately been wanting. I could not get off once with this toy even on its highest setting. The only thing I found that I could use this toy for is a nice neck massager or a fun night light!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

This massager is made out of hard plastic which rates high on the material safety chart because it is non-porous and will not harbor infection-causing bacteria. This toy is very smooth to the touch with the only exception being the ridges that help the head of the toy to move. This toy can be used by both beginner and advanced users.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor

Design / Shape / Size

This toy is designed as a massager which means it is best used for clitoral and nipple stimulation as well as a back and neck massager. I did like that fact that this toy was more easy to hold in my hand and maneuver than a traditional bullet---which is my favorite type of clitoral massager. I would not suggest using this toy vaginally or anally as it may cause some discomfort. This toy is a total of 7 inches long and has a circumference of 4 1/2 inches. This toy has a great design and would be perfect if it would have just packed a stronger punch and more heat. I also found that this toy is not crazy loud, but it is kind of buzzy and could easily be heard by someone who was in the same room as you.
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy did have some unique features such as glowing in the dark, having a flexible head, and the ability to warm up; however, the only thing that really worked out well was that it did glow in the dark. The head did flex well, but the fact that the vibrations were weak made this feature useless to me. This toy has only two speeds of vibration and even on the highest setting was not enough to even get me started. I did notice a small amount of heat, but it was only after having the toy on for a while. This toy is said to be waterproof; however, I personally did not try it out in water.

The main control for this toy is located at the bottom, and is a basic and simple push button control. One push will turn the toy on its lowest setting and another push will put it on its highest and one more push will turn it off. This toy uses 2-AA batteries and the chamber for them is located under the control.
    • Not enough variety
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

This toy is made of plastic so you can clean it with antibacterial soap and water or toy cleaner. You can also safely use any kind of lube you desire with it. This toy is moderately discreet; I wouldn't just leave this toy laying around, but I wouldn't worry too much about locking it up tight as it really does look more like a massager than a sex toy. You could also travel with this toy without too much of an issue.
    • Easy to store


This toy came packaged in a basic cardboard box that had an image of the toy displayed on the front. Inside, the toy was wrapped in a plastic bag. The packaging was nothing fancy, but it worked.
Follow-up commentary
I have not used this product any more since my initial review. To be honest, I don't even know where it is. I had such high hopes for this product at first and am still heartbroken that it was nothing I thought it would be.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • LavenderSkies
    Fantastic review, thanks.
  • xjonxthexgreenx
    thanks for the review
  • Amber Sweet
    Thanks for the great review!
  • froggygal91
    Great review. Thank you.
  • Rod Ronald
    Thanks for the review
  • Alyona
    Thanks for the review.
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