L'amour bullet - bullet vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by froggiemoma

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This chunky little bullets main thing it has going for it is POWER! If you want power and don't care much for patterns check the L'amour bullet out.
strong vibrations, easy to use
not so quiet, bulky controller, not waterproof
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This bullet is great for clitoral stimulation and any of those other sensitive spots you want to pay a little extra attention to. The L'amour bullet can provide light stimulation or you can crank it up if you're looking for more intensity. I wouldn't recommend anal or vaginal insertion of this bullet because there is always the risk of the cord breaking and the bullet getting lost. You can use this bullet alone or with your partner.
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The bullet and controller are both made out of a hard ABS plastic that has no give to it at all. The ABS plastic is coated with a smooth velvety coating. It is latex and phthalate free. The bullet is completely smooth except for the seam around the center of the bullet can barely be felt against your girly bits. There is not odor or taste to the bullet. Great for all users new or advanced alike.
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

The L'amour bullet looks like your basic corded bullet except the bullet and controller have a chunky look to them. The bullet is about 3" long and about 3 1/2" around. The controller is about 4 1/2" long and pretty chunky. I guess I'm used to smaller controllers because this one is a handful for me. It's definitely not going to get away from you! There is a seam around the center of the bullet that you can barely feel, but I did feel it and it bugged me a little. I also worry about the seam collecting stuff. The cord is only about 2 foot long so you don't have a ton of room to work with but enough. The battery compartment on the back of the controller is easy to access you just push down on a latch at one end and it pops right off and to put it back on just put it back in place and snap it back on. I require strong vibrations to get the job done and the L'amour bullet did the job for me just fine. This would be a good bullet for anyone looking for something with a lot of kick to it and it doesn't take up much room so it's easy to store and easy to take along with you when traveling.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The L'amour bullet doesn't really offer many functions. You can turn the speed up or down to get which one of the 8 vibration speeds you want. All you have to do is pop in 4 AAA batteries and push the plus button to turn it on and get going. Push the minus button to lower the bullet speed and to turn it off you have to push the minus button to cycle back down through the speed which is a bit of a pain. I wasn't thrilled when this bullet arrived and I realized it took the 4 AAA batteries considering I only buy those for remotes and I had no extras on hand. The vibrations are strong and of the buzzy variety. If you hold this bullet in your hand for a few minutes even on low your hand will get tingly. The bullet is kind of noisy and even on the low settings will be heard by someone in the same room and on the higher setting it could be heard through a closed door. The best thing about this bullet is the intense vibrations it provides. If you like the option of patterns you may be disappointed in it.

Care and Maintenance

When cleaning use soap and warm water or your favorite toy cleaner. You can use water or silicone base with this bullet. It doesn't say it is waterproof so take care when cleaning not to get water in the controller. There is a seam around the center of the bullet that I was a little concerned about trapping stuff, so I would clean around this seam really well. I also wouldn't submerge the bullet in water because I was a little concerned about water finding its way in because of the seam and damaging the bullet.


The L'amour bullet arrives in a clear plastic box packaging, that the toy can be seen through on the front side. The front has l'Amour beautifully print across the front. The front and sides have just a few features of the bullet and a pretty curly/swirly design. The back of the box has a picture of the bullet and features of the toy along with a few care instructions. There is a little sheet included inside of the packaging showing basic battery installation instructions but no instructions on caring for the bullet. The controller and bullet sit in a plastic slide out tray. You can use the box for storage if you would like but I have found that after bending the flaps open and closed on these types of thin plastic boxes causes the flaps to crack and pop off.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • noelleish
    thanks for the review!
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    thanks for the review!
  • Bullfroggy and Rose
    thanks for the review
  • Tbanda
    Good review!
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