L'amour bullet - bullet vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by NurseKitty

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Je T'aime L'amour!

This is a great starter remote egg. For the price, you get a great little vibrator that you or your partner can have fun controlling. It really packs good, strong vibes.
Strong vibes
Eight vibration levels
Silky soft texture
The cord could be longer
No pattern variation to the vibes
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


What this little bullet lacks in size, it makes up for in vibes. If you are looking for a good quality remote controlled bullet at a good price that has some strength behind its vibes, look no further. The L'Amour actually lives up to its claims of having great vibes, and you even get eight different speeds!

This is a great little bullet for couples who are looking to have a little fun. Use it to stimulate the clit during intercourse or insert it and enjoy the vibes. Let go a little and hand your partner the controls. They will enjoy cranking up the power and watching you squirm. The L'amour is just as enjoyable solo; use to stimulate the clit along with your favorite dildo, or just insert and enjoy!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The L'Amour is made from PU coated plastic. The bullet has a wonderful matte finish that is very velvety in texture. I was very surprised that it was plastic, because it was so wonderfully velvety. I didn't notice any drag on it the first time I used it, and I still do not. It requires really minimal lube for insertion, and I use next to none during clit stimulation. I really love the texture of the bullet.

The controls are made from the same plastic and have the same velvety texture with some added rubber in the control area. The texture makes it less likely to slip out of the hands when things get hot and sweaty. I also noticed it keeps the control from sliding away in bed - a big bonus.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This design of the L'Amour is perfect for beginners. The bullet is about 2 3/4 inches long with a diameter of about 1 inch, and has a smoothly rounded tip, making it very unintimidating to beginners. The powerful vibes should make it attractive to veterans and beginners alike.

The controls are compact and easily fit into a single hand. The entire device can be easily stashed under a pillow, and no one would be the wiser. This is a great bullet for anyone who is looking for something a little more discreet.

I will say that this is a noisy little bullet when used externally. It makes quite a buzz that can be heard easily by someone in the same room. When inserted, it is obviously much quieter. When I shut the door, I found it pretty hard to hear.

This bullet was advertised on the webpage as waterproof, but when I looked over the packaging, it did have a big warning that said not to immerse the toy in water. Because of this, I have not tested it in the shower and don't really plan to do so. Looking over the controller, I noticed that the door to the battery compartment, while fitting snugly, has no rubber gasket to prevent water from leaking in.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The L'amour has a very simple remote control with two buttons. The button with the plus sign increases the speed of the vibration, and the one with the minus sign reduces the speed of the vibes. Keep clicking the minus button, and the vibrator turns off. There is also a small LED light that turns on at the top of the control to signal that the bullet is active.

The controls are dead easy to use and great for beginners and veterans alike. The bullet's vibes are great - you can really feel them. I was very skeptical that a little bullet could really have any strength behind it. Boy, was I wrong! The bullet is capable of eight speeds of vibrations. The vibes start off nice and rumbly and progress as they get faster. It's a great vibe that's not too buzzy.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

The smooth plastic on the bullet makes it extremely easy to clean. Warm water and a little antibacterial soap did the trick perfectly. Out of habit, I did take the batteries out of the control when cleaning up, just to be safe. The material doesn't pick up lint, so you can wipe it dry with a clean towel and stow it away for the next time.

The L'Amour is extremely compact, and since the plastic doesn't pick up any lint or dust, it can be easily stored in a bedside table drawer to keep it close at hand. If traveling with it, I would suggest removing the batteries before packing it...in case it accidentally turns on while being jostled.

The only thing that I would suggest to take care with is the cord. I have been careful to keep it from twisting too much. As with any cord, this can cause it to break down and malfunction. I tend to wrap it around the control to keep it from getting tangled.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


My partner and I really enjoyed playing with the L'Amour. He enjoyed taking charge of the vibes, and teased me by cranking them up and down while I wriggled. The only complaint I have about this toy is that I really wish the cord was a touch longer, as I did find sometimes it didn't go quite far enough.
Follow-up commentary
Still going strong, but be warned that the rubber panel over the control button on mine melted! It came into contact with some lube, and it now has a lovely melted area just above the control button, thankfully it has not affected my the controls at all!
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  • ksparkles16
    Great review!
  • Zombirella
    Thanks for sharing!
  • lilly555
    Great review! Good to hear that this plastic isn't as smooth as one would imagine, velvety just sounds like its more comfortable.
  • Beneath The Bed
    Great review!
  • unfulfilled
    Thank you for sharing. I have this, and it was too buzzy for me. I like the powerful vibrations.
  • NurseKitty
    @tripod: I was really worried it would be like one of those plastic Easter eggs LOL but was very pleasantly surprised with the texture.

    @Unfulfilled: It is a touch buzzy on the higher settings for me but I find it's got enough kick that on speed 2 or 3 that I am good
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