L'amour bullet - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by misskat

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In Love with the L'amour

I love this bullet. It is well made, I love the satiny feel of the plastic, and it is very powerful. This item is definitely worth a look at; the only thing I didn't like about it is that you have to press the down button, as many times as you pressed the up button, to turn it off, which is a hassle. Love it overall though!
8 speeds
Satin finish
Difficult to turn off
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This toy should only be used externally, on the clitoris, nipples, testicles, penis, wherever you want, as long as you don't insert it. The only way to retrieve this toy would be to pull it out using the power cord, which could damage it, so do not use this anally or vaginally. I use mine on my clitoris and it is amazing.

It is a powerful bullet with 8 speeds and can be used in a variety of ways, so I think it would be good for anyone. Though it is powerful, it shouldn't be intimidating for beginners and is powerful enough for advanced users. Overall, this toy should be pleasing for everyone.

This toy could also be used in a variety of situations. You could use it by yourself, with a dildo, with a partner, during actual intercourse to stimulate your clit — the list goes on and on. This truly is a very versatile toy.

This toy is small and doesn't attract much lint because of the smooth, satiny texture. If you travel with it, I would recommend taking the batteries out so it does not get turned on accidentally.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This toy is made out of PU coated plastic, which is a 7 on the Eden's safety scale. It has a very smooth, satiny finish. Almost like a velvety texture. There isn’t any drag and it is completely matte, not shiny whatsoever.

There is no texture on the bullet, completely smooth, but it could be pleasing to anyone, beginner or advanced. There is a thin seam in the middle of the bullet but it can barely be felt with a finger and cannot be felt when in use.

This material is not as porous as many, but you still need to be wary of sharing it and always wash carefully with soap and water. It is compatible with both silicone and water-based lubes.

This material has no odor and no taste.
    • No odor
    • Satin
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This toy is very well designed. The bullet may be a little large for those who need pinpoint stimulation but it was suited to my body/ clitoris just right. Moreover, I think this size and style of bullet makes it more versatile because it would be hard to stimulate areas other than the clitoris if it was smaller.

This bullet is great for teasing, for nipples, for pretty much anything you can think of other than insertion. Because it is not insertable, the size works for beginners and for advanced users. It is fairly compact and could be hidden easily; especially in a nightstand drawer, purse, and glove compartment in the car — the possibilities are endless! It could be suitable for travel; if someone knows about bullets, then they'll know what it is. Otherwise, I think you're safe. Again, I would recommend removing the batteries because this toy can be turned on by accident very easily.

The bullet is about 2 3/4" long and an inch wide. The control pad is about 4 1/2" long with a 25" silver cord connecting the two.

    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

This vibrating bullet has eight speeds. On the control pad, you simply have a "+" and a "-". The plus increases the speed and the minus decreases the speed.

It’s pretty simple, yet effective. The plus also turns the toy on and the minus turns it off. There are no patterns of the vibrations, just eight increasing speeds.

The vibrations are located in the tip half of the bullet, past the seam, but the whole bullet vibrates.

The toy starts out not too noisy and gets increasingly louder as the speed increases. I would say on average it is three bees. Close to four.

The box says do not submerge. The product page lists it as waterproof. There is no rubber seal around the batteries and no apparent waterproofing where the power cord goes into the bullet so I would say it is not waterproof. I wouldn't take any chances with it at least.

There is an indicator light that comes on when the toy is turned on and gets a tad brighter when the speed is increased and dims when the speed is decreased. Neat feature.

This toy also takes 4 AAA batteries, which is a lot, but the power is worth it. At least they're a common size and inexpensive.

The only thing I do not like about this toy is that you have to press the minus button as many times as you pressed the plus button in order to turn it off. There is no quick off switch, no hold for two seconds, if you're on the 8th speed then you will be pressing the minus button that many times to turn it off. It's a hassle.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This toy is very easy to take care of. It is made of plastic so it is super easy to wash with Eden wipes or soap and water. The texture is smooth and satiny and attracts no lint whatsoever. I store it in a drawer with some other plastic toys and they do not react. This bullet is compatible with water or silicone-based lube, whichever you prefer.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The packaging is a clear plastic box with a window on the front so you can see the toy inside. It also has a plastic tray inside that holds the bullet and controller in place. There are no instructions aside from battery insertions and the "novelty only" and "do not immerse in water" warnings.

It's not a great box but it's not terrible. I won't be keeping it though.
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable
Follow-up commentary
This is a lovely, powerful bullet. It is still one of my go-to bullets when I want to use one. It has held up well in the time since I got it (over a year). The vibrations are very powerful and not as buzzy as a lot of other bullet vibes.
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  • romstomp
    Great review, wish product was fully waterproof
  • Zombirella
    Thanks for the review. This is a cute toy.
  • purple579
  • u ok
    Thanks for the review
  • vanilla&chocolate
    Thanks for the review!
  • NurseKitty
    Amazing review! Thanks for the pictures and pointing out the warning on the box! Great job
  • noelleish
    thanks for the review!
  • lovebites
    thanks for the review!
  • Travie
  • Tbanda
    Good review!
  • drock
  • misskat
    Thank you all for reading!
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