A Smokin' Hot, Short-Lasting Affair

I was so excited when I brought this toy home. It was the first time I'd had enough options to allow aesthetics to play a part in my decision. I chose the cute feminine pink version, but the toy is available in pink, purple, opaque silver, blue, red, and yellow. While the toy is a little bit uglier close-up due to the visible wiring through the clear plastic colors, it is still very cute.

The toy is more suitable for an organized person who gets up, cleans the toy, and puts it away right after using it. The toy is so small and discreet, and I am a messy type who falls asleep right after using toys and doesn't get around to cleaning them until the next day. The tiny thing would end up falling off my bed and into the abyss under my bed, which is a graveyard of dead bullets, books, and dirty laundry, not to be seen again for at least a week.

Anyway, this toy gives fast, medium-strength vibrations to the clitoris. I think it would stimulate the nipples and penis well too, but I do not have sensitive nipples or access to a penis. The vibrations are not the strongest, but my iron clitoris was able to climax from it.

The toy is made of hard, latex-free plastic, making it good for both beginners and advanced users alike. The texture is nothing special, but there is no odor whatsoever. There is a silicone O-ring used to keep the toy watertight, so be sure to only use water-based lubes!

The size and shape of the bullet was perfect! I like "bullet" shapes as opposed to "egg" shapes, so it was perfect. The size is attractive for advanced users but does not intimidate beginners.

As I mentioned earlier, the toy is very discreet and easy to hide; it's so easy to hide, I sometimes thought I'd lost it forever!

The vibrations are located in the tip of the toy. The bullet is wireless, but fortunately, the silicone O-ring near the base "muffles" the vibrations, making it easy to pick up without having it slip or numb your fingers. The on-off button is located at the base of the bullet, but there is only one function.

The toy can perform for a long time underwater; I tested it out, even though I'm not really into the underwater thing.

I was pleasantly surprised that the toy is very quiet, despite its speed and strength. It was almost inaudible when I put it between my legs and pulled the covers over me. If you are the sort of person who waits for your roommate/significant other to fall asleep before masturbating, this bullet is for you! You may not even have to wait for him or her to fall asleep!

The bullet takes 3 LLR4 watch batteries, which tend to be pretty long-lasting. However, sadly, this bullet lasted less than a month, which is less than most watch batteries last in other vibrators. That was disappointing, as watch batteries are quite expensive.

Since the toy is waterproof, it can be washed with antibacterial soap and water, or simply with a commercial toy cleaner.

As I mentioned earlier, avoid using silicone-based lubes with the bullet because it may destroy the silicone O-ring. Instead, stick to water-based lubes.